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Every episode, Flint is like "Excuse me, I have to consult with my Emotional Support Opportunistic Pathological Liar" to someone before talking alone with Silver and it is SO funny

#you know what for most of s3 and 4 silver doesn’t even bother lying to him so the strategy wasn’t TERRIBLE #black sails

frasiest

#that’s rich coming from you #these two men both do and don’t want to be friends so bad #like it’s essential to the war effort that they’re friends but the actual emotions that come with that?#both are wildly unprepared for lol #black sails

mollflounders

eleanor guthrie truly character of all time. she's awful. she's a pirate, she's not quite a pirate because it occasionally suits her to be an englishwoman instead. her daddy issues nearly destroyed nassau. she made one of the most feared pirates on the seas crawl at her feet but also did such a number on him that he killed her real father. she made another of the most feared pirates on the seas into the dad who stepped up but only after having some weird sexual tension with him. her lesbian situationship reverberated through the whole narrative so bad that the core relationship semi-quoted her breakup. she's dead. she comp hetted her way into her own doom. she's shiv roy for the high seas. jack rackham said she was mother. anne bonny called her a cunt. she was even bisexual.

#SHIV ROY FOR THE HIGH SEAS #black sails

seaemberthesecond

I find it very hard to sympathise when characters in black sails are like "Flint is CRAZY!!!! You can't trust him, he'll beat you to DEATH if you get in his way!!!" because like. he's right. he's literally always right. And if you just listened to him, he wouldn't have to beat you to death now, would he? godddd 🙄

#his motivations are wildly inconsistent and don’t always add up BUT #he’s hot and always wins #and so has successfully gaslighted me #black sails

urcadelima

recommending black sails to heated rivalry fans because I don’t give a fuck anymore. ‘what do they even have in common ?’ nothing. nothing at all. i am trying to hurt you.

#black sails has been recommended to me for a decade and now im finally listening #i should get a completion badge

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!