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When you follow aesthetic/fandom blogs but also social issue blogs
I have this entire song memorized and i'm not ashamed to say it
rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll
*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."
I'M FIXING HER OKAY??
My babygirl is a champion 💖
I really gotta upgrade my ram huh...
yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting
our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.
the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.
No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!
Who would even want to do a campaign like this, weird am i right?
*writes down notes vigorously*
if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...
my girlfriend makes me so happy
when a foxgirl unleashes a tinyyy fraction of her true power
cocking her ears to prime a powerful scream
Unmute !
That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard
SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET
@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious
Rating: Cute
this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.
you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!
this guy is my new hero
a tgirl's guide to deciphering compliments:
"you have such a way with words!" -> "as g-d is my witness i am begging you to tell me you're into hypnosis"
"your voice is so pretty!" -> "i'm so fucking glad there's another tgirl here. i love you. your voice is like the singing of angels" or "i need you to fuck my brain with your melodious tongue" (depending on context)
"i could listen to you talk for hours!" -> "i'm putty in your hands. if you told me to kneel and lick your toes clean right now i'd do it. you could read me random numbers and i'd still fall under your spell because something in your voice activates a docile obedience response in me akin to something between domestication and enthrallment"
"you have beautiful eyes!" -> "i would trade 30 years off my life for 30 seconds with you holding my chin so i have no choice to stare deeply into your spellbinding gaze. the fact that i'm able to do anything else after looking at you is a testament to the power of that last bit of will i have. you could crush it in an instant. it would only take a smile. or even a disapproving frown."
"i feel so safe around you..." -> (this is like when a boss flashes brightly for a moment and if you press the right button at the right moment you can parry their attack and deal an absolutely massive combo for devastating damage, completely turning the tide of the fight)
"you're so funny!" -> "i want to choke on it for hours on end while you hold my hair so tightly all i can think of is the pain and of You" (for more on this phenomenon, see "A Tgirl's Guide to Poster's Charisma")
Showing my friends this when they say “AI is accurate, reliable and not scary”
These two are supposed to be the same picture
These two are also supposed to be the same picture
I like that you can see the progression it takes, but its still super creepy looking
From what I noticed a lot of fellow trans peeps had at least an emotional moment when they realized they can notice the transition effects.
I was the complete opposite lmao
these posts are important partners
Iirc the default answer to a quest or trade in Hollow Knight is “no”, while in Silksong it’s “yes”. This implies that the Knight is an asshole