[factoseintolerant]

[beff-annie]

jesuisbavarde:

marry me

[youaholic]

[brookheimers]

[srushtinator-deactivated2015012]

an accurate representation of the entire world watching the how i met your mother finale

[miniandy]

miniandy:

Yellow Umbrella > Blue French Horn

HIMYM

[beff-annie]

My ideal HIMYM ending

Ted: And that kids is how met your mother.

Penny: That was sweet dad.

Luke: Yeah that was a pretty nice story.

Ted: I'm glad you liked it, 'cause I know I certain- oh wow is that the time? I gotta go. See you guys soon. Love you! (Exits)

Penny: Oh my god...

Luke: I thought it was never going to end!

Penny: I know right? Why was it so long?

(Enter Tracy, off camera)

Tracy: Hi kids. Where's your dad gone?

Penny: He had to go and catch his train.

Tracy: His train... Huh. Hey, did I ever tell you guys the story of how I met your father?

Penny/Luke: (screaming) NO!!

[typhoeus971]

Kids, remember when your aunt Robin and I made a pact?

Kids, always keep a promise!

[atstarshollow]

HIMYM finale reviews

[stormmonroe]

[thelegendarykc-blog]

OK, let’s just all agree that THIS is the ending we wanted for Swarkles

[brittany-murphy]

[samsonreksten]

Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award

"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."

[oblivious-thinking]

Omfg can we appreciate matty from awkward sort of peering over to see Ellen bless him

[teenage-smoocher]

Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.

[sophieandherkind-deactivated201]

Goofy’s a dog?

[thanoswife]

why is no one talking about this

[rozhdestvo-archive-blog]

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

[redrockbutch]

[2makeyewsmile-blog]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

[hipster-trichster]

that was a wild ride

[cumberbum]

[not-safe-for-earth]

The fear in his eyes omg

[capricornwerewolf-deactivated20]

That look that just says sit the fuck down son, I’m about to tell you a war story.

[obsessedandthirsty]

That is horror in it’s purest form.

[dailydoseofstuf]

[thebirdfox]

I imagine several mornings at Baker Street were like this.