Next-gen Weasley family fancast/headcanon dump:
James Potter-Weasley
Precious bisexual
Contact lenses because “I’m not a fucking hipster like my dad”
Pacifist, says “fight me” a lot
Gryffindor
he/him/his
Prankster
Low key in love with Ted
Dyslexic
Colin Donnell
Albus Potter-Weasley
5′4′’
Also says “fight me” a lot - will actually fight you
Hufflepuff
Gay
he/him/his
Stopped using his middle name after talking to Professor Longbottom about Snape
Seven years younger than James, eleven months older than Lily
Cries whenever he listens to ‘Teardrops on my Guitar’ by Taylor Swift
Cameron Monaghan
Lily Potter-Weasley
Squib
Cut her hair aged twelve after hearing Percy say boys aren’t attracted to girls with short hair
Non-binary bisexual
she/her/hers
Naturally ginger - dyes her hair red
One of the first squibs to attend Hogwarts full time
Will beat up anybody who hurts her brothers
Gryffindor
“Bad influence”
Smokes weed
Chlöe Howl
Molly Weasley
Adorable - family and friends will protect her at all costs
Legit can handle herself though
(No srsly she did kickboxing for seven years)
Slytherin
she/her/hers
Lipstick lesbian
Very bad at limiting herself when it comes to alcohol
Favourite subject at school was potions
Hoop earrings are her passion
Alice Greczyn
Lucy Weasley
Smarter than you - hides it to annoy Percy
Loves her Dad really, will probably follow him into the ministry someday
Ravenclaw
Asexual demiromantic
she/her/hers
Never been on a broom bc she’s scared of heights
High key in love with Lorcan (unrequited)
Shares her parents’ love of Opera
Alia Shawkat
Freddie Weasley II
Shy bby
Owns three kittens named Toffee, Muffin, and Wiggles
Slytherin
Plays piano
he/him/his
Go-to cousin for eyebrow advice
Manager of the Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Hogsmeade store
Terrible at remembering names
Shares a flat in Diagon Alley with Dom and Lorcan
Keith Powers
Roxanne Weasley
Quidditch
First non woman player for the Holyhead Harpies
Feircely overprotective of their brother
Agender pansexual
they/them/their
Hatstall
Gryffindor
Best mates with Scorp
Barred from seven Muggle nightclubs in London, as well as the Leakey Cauldron
Idolises their mother
Angel Haze
Victoire Weasley
Mediwitch
Kissed Teddy once for a dare and nobody’s ever gotten over it
For real super gay though
Voice of reason in the family
Ravenclaw
Transgender
she/her/hers
Best mates with James
Currently applying to be the new Matron in Hogwarts
Jamie Clayton
Dominique Weasley
Sarcastic asshole
Crippling anxiety
Bartender
Ravenclaw
she/her/hers
Only dates French Muggles
Shares a flat with Freddie and Lorcan
Underachiever and proud
Freya Mavor
Louis Weasley
Baby of the family
Gryffindor
Ruins everything
Ambitions to be an Auror
(Would make a terrible Auror)
he/him/his
Will do literally anything Lily tells him to
Scared of bees
High key in love with Ted (unrequited)
Will Poulter
Rose Granger-Weasley
Low self-esteem
Inherited her dad’s love of chess
Works with Freddie in Hogsmeade’s WWW
Gryffindor
Bisexual
she/her/hers
Synaesthesia
Drinks way too much coffee for it to be healthy
Antonia Thomas
Hugo Granger-Weasley
Second family baby
Fucking nerd
Boyfriend of Lysander
Practical joker
Ravenclaw
he/him/his
Almost as clever as Lucy
Awful at taking criticism
Cries during arguments
Jacob Artist
Bonus non Weasleys:
Teddy Lupin-Tonks
Not as responsible an adult as everyone seems to think he is
In love with James and too shy to say so
Says “wotcher” in greeting
Hufflepuff
Hogwarts’ potions professor
he/him/his
Before that had a career in the ministry as a potioneer
Yorkshire accent
Metamorphmagus - famed in Hogwarts for using his powers on his hair in lessons to demonstrate what colour the potion should eventually be
Tom Mison
Lorcan Lovemander
Followed his parents into a career in Magizoology
Fluent in mermish
Shy
he/him/his
Slytherin
Pansexual
Worries about his brother a lot
Matthew Daddario
Lysander Lovemander
The gay twin
Spends a lot of time with Roxy
Such a natural at flirting that he can’t tell when he’s doing it
Slytherin
he/him/his
Probably has an sti
Changes jobs a lot, currently working in the bar with Dom
25 years old and still bitter his first and last names rhyme
Jack Falahee
Scorpius Malfoy
Ravenclaw
Terrible at exams
Socialist (thanks to his mum’s and Roxy’s influences)
Kind-hearted
Sr9
he/him/his
Tense relationship with his dad - were close before Scorp came to Hogwarts
Wanted to be a healer but didn’t have the school grades, so is currently working as an apprentice to Garrick Ollivander
Drew Van Acker
tag yourself I’m louis
















