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[deathtokillian]

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

[lestatdefender]

[pauzamro]

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[chickenfarmersan]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hydro-homies]

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[one-abuse-survivor]

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

[kitty-n-classe]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[mainflopgirl]

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

[ittybittytatertot]

SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[unclefather]

[wilwheaton]

This makes me so happy.

[secretlesbiancommunication]

Girls who get excited over small things are so fucking adorable. Like you’re freaking out over how cute that stuffed mammoth in the museum gift shop is? Hold on let me ask if they sell rings too cause imma need to propose to you right fucking now.

[mcgonagollygee]

tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle

[whitepeopletwitter]