i deserve the STARS!

im sofie and I'm the worst person you willlll ever meet

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

[pinstripesuit]

Even David Fincher, who directed Fight Club, agrees with this:

“My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie,” he said. “I told her never to talk to Max again.” (link)

[help-mywife]

Help my wife and I just got married and now she keeps saying “tfw no gf”

[mrpibb]

I got this string of texts on April 20th and I haven’t recovered 2 months later

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[heybabydontyouworry]

[clickholeofficial]

Incredible. Share if you love Grease!

[theworstinpeople]

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

[beat-alls]

“The rage in Germany is skirts on fellas (don’t knock it, girls, the Romans wore ‘em and looked quite groovy)”

From 16, November 1967

[mou-comics]

[xxpissdrinkerxx]

[usermeal]

sniff

[hyenateeth]

[queenclefairy]

Me every day

[averagefairy]

sometimes i hear songs i liked in middle school and i’m like…. how did i possibly relate to this as a 12 year old. who was hurting me so bad that secondhand serenade made sense to me

[seehearsmelltaste]

[teenagegazed-blog]

the virgin suicides ( 1999 ) dir. sofia coppola

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[challenger2753]

bitter gay

[king-catallena-deactivated20191]

ok Imma have to watch lizzie mcguire again