Live Life to the Fullest

Elizabeth. Portland. row. run. eat. sleep. Baileys anyone?

[behindtheisland]

We're like the mullet of the boat! We're the party in the back!

2 seat to bow seat

[behindtheisland]

Things I want to yell at my best friend:

“Why the FUCK are you dating a perverted alcoholic asshole!!!!!!!!”

[behindtheisland]

Love family time, nothing like a mother who loves her dog more than her own children

[behindtheisland]

Eleanor: they should make a soap opera about your love life

Me: RIGHT! That shit would win so many awards!

[behindtheisland]

When your best friend's boyfriend sucks, and you're all chilling and he thinks you're best friends because he's dating your best friend and I'm sitting there like:

[the-fearless-tall-dude-killer-d]

[paper--elly]

LOSING MY SHIT

[pizza-dome]

im gunNA VOMIT

[idiot-fucking-hippies]

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

[life-of-beyonce]

[odinsblog]

[the-last-snow-elf]

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

[teenagesoil]

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

[azilliondollarscomics]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[daily-superheroes]

[behindtheisland]

The person I had to share a bed with this weekend is really weird in her sleep

me: *comes to bed

Molly: *rolls over aggressively and grabs my arms

Molly: I FOUND YOU

me: um yea, I just went to pee

Molly: *falls back asleep

me:......????

Molly: Who are you?

me: oh dear

Molly: *falls back asleep

[sandandglass]

[behindtheisland]

you know those moments when it is pouring rain and neither of you have proper rain gear and you have to meet family in like 15 minutes, but you both stand there and keep finding things to talk about because neither of you want to say bye and you're both soaked down to your bottom layer. 

yea I like those moments

[behindtheisland]

fuck my life

I don't fucking understand why you specifically pick the middle of summer to have surgery, you loose the other half of your fucking summer. But what pisses me off is that I was never asked if I wanted to or was even available to be your fucking caretaker again! It was just assumed! You don't even tell me until a week out! I'm going to Denver, and Seattle, and Central Oregon, and trying to start a serious relationship. I'm not going to be around, and even when I am I have to be at work! Does this mean I have to throw it all away so I can be at home? Didn't we try this shit last summer? Wasn't I in an eternal mode of PO because you are to fucking ridiculous and uncompromising in your needs! That was the whole point of me moving out early because even when you are mobile you're still too fucking crazy! I can't do that shit again! I know we're family and all and I need to help and all that good shit, but I can't be the only crutch in the family! And it's ten times harder when there's no respect, no thank you's, no "how are you feeling today"s, and the put downs of my own ideas with, "rowing's to dangerous," "don't be a hygienist, nobody respects them". Maybe I would be able to do all of this, but maybe I should also be treated like a daughter

[stand-up-gifs]

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)