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The Beifong family has mastered this genus of ship.

Thinking abt mama's boy Baatar Jr. Coddled firstborn son Baatar Jr. First child born in this wonderful, shiny, new city his parents built together Baatar Jr. Brilliant, engineering prodigy Baatar Jr. Nonbender Baatar Jr. Isolating himself as slowly, slowly it creeps up on him, that he will never be a part of his family's legacy in the way his brothers are Baatar Jr. Losing the kinship he has with the only other nonbender in the family as she is suddenly elevated into the role of rebuilding an ancient and great legacy Baatar Jr.

#i'm climbing the falls about this #he means so much to me #one bespectacled firstborn to another #baatar beifong jr

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May I offer you some funnies as an apology for dissapearing for like 2 weeks friends.

Also the Krew sillies:

#lmao i'm crying #also hi I'M BACK

princessizumi

A beautiful commission of the gaang babies on ember island by @jabberwockyface

#baby su #i could cry

czerwonykasztelanic

All my haters become traitors when I appoint myself dictator

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"Also, I sometimes toy with the idea of Baavira just having... objectively too many kids. Like, a crazy number. Think fifteen kids. Just two straight decades of baby making. Not much else to do in house arrest lmao." - I feel like Kuvira or Su would step in before things go too far. I can see Baatar wanting a 5th and Kuvira's very "I love you but no."

(Su just gently asks if he has any other hobbies in his life besides Kuvira. If not, perhaps he should try one.)

Su on grandma duty with one of their kids out in Zafou, running into a friend who, upon seeing the child, promptly asks if she had another baby. Poor woman can't say that her eldest son seemed to have gotten his breeding kink fatherly instincts from his dad, so she just ducks the question all together. Plus it just makes her seem........neglectful that the two people she's supposed to closely monitor on house arrest somehow managed to have a baby together.

That's funny, cause in my headcanon Baavira's "fourth kid" is actually a set of twins, so.... BJ got his fifth kid anyway lol (But after that Kuvira gets her tubes tied, if the technology is available)

I love the idea of new Beifong babies just appearing and Su having to explain it away without telling the world that a convicted war criminal is popping out her son's kids left and right. I'm pretty sure something about that is dodgy given that Kuvira is under her legal guardianship/a ward of the state basically. Yikes lol

#kuvira #suyin beifong #baatar beifong jr #tlok #baavira #legend of korra

The Beifong women are not beating the "marry/procreate with the closest engineer in proximity" allegations at all. All of them just see the tallest, most awkward, nerdiest looking man wearing glasses and go "yeah,that one". Bonus points if they're "up and coming innovator" types.

(Both Baatars would have made the Forbes "30 under 30" and "40 under 40" lists in a modern world. Let's be real.)

Good thing I hc Opal as a lesbian now, because there's too many nerdy men in that family lmao

And yeah, Baatars don't get enough credit for their brilliance. If they didn't marry rich/be born into generational wealth, they would still achieve millionaire status at some point (Maybe not Senior, though purely because he's modest and doesn't need that much money anyway lol)

#anon #baatar beifong jr #baatar beifong sr #kuvira #suyin beifong #tlok

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Big fan of the dynamic for these two @beifongboars and I thought up lol

#LMAO BABIES #i love them so much #love that they have the exact opposite relationship to baatar and wei #based purely on vibes #bj decided that that one baby stunk and he never changed his mind #he's a man of principles #and wing just wants to hang out with his awful big brother #as a consolation prize wei can have huan #they get along better anyway #also i adore the way you draw them #the TITTIES alone #my word #baatar beifong jr #wing beifong #tlok

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

krekee

Average lin and su interaction

#lin beifong #suyin beifong #tlok

moliathh

kithy and ouppy

#yes #just yes #this is so correct #kuvira #korra

krekee

Her only two moods bby and angry bby 🫶

#lmao i love this woman so much #middle aged matriarch boss mother wife dancer sovereign leader of a mini nation (cult)#my beloved #suyin beifong

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Pride month is over but the girls gays and theys of the Beifongs are forever. And also Baatar is here too. I forgor to post this on pride month since for some reason June is like always a mental health low month for me idk why. But have the goobers. Tbh my headcanons of their orientations and genders change often but these are my most common headcanons of them lol

#how does it feel to never miss #this is exactly what they all are #10/10 no notes #baatar is kuvira's str8 bf she brings to pride

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I think the main reason I stray away from Satoru being Suyin's dad (which to be fair is probably the most likely) is because the Vaguely Freudian Triple Whammy this would make the Beifong family would be too powerful for this mortal plane.