while I breathe, I hope

Hannah - 22 - Wisconsin - bisexual

[broderiemyworld-deactivated2020]

[tinderventure]

Possibly the most honest profile I’ve come across

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[obovoid]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[hydro-homies]

RIP to my face…

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[noelbadgespugh]

[dietcoke-and-razorblades]

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

[nevergenders]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

[roguetelemetry]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

[wilwheaton]

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

[i-am-a-fish]

*me at the club, talking over the music*

HAHA WOW THESE LYRICS ARE PRETTY SEXIST HUH

[i-am-a-fish]

I SAID THEY’RE SEXIST SORRY IT’S REALLY LOUD IN HERE I’M TRYING TO SAY THE SONGWRITERS ARE BEING OPENLY DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN

[amarakaran]

[entierradefrikis]