Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.

Shunned Fishmonger

[arirna]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [8] Doomsday Fih

for aafish

[northirish]

Ranking all my tumblr mutuals from most to least likely to put me in a nefarious contraption

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[zkyeline]

The self-care sisters

>>>

[mousegirlheart]

GET CHEESED

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[godivaghoul]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[chick-it-out]

for @mysunfreckle

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[ltwilliammowett]

A Man-at-War at Sea, by British School, 19th century

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[tahthetrickster]