Being a Cactus and Stuff

I'm Aves. I am of a certain age, sexual orientation, gender, mental illness. I do things. I live off a diet of cats and technology.

[slangry]

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[charlesoberonn]

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

[ashesfordayz]

How Higgs taking the Pizza Chef hostage probably went

[brainrot-mp4]

THIS PLACE IS TRAUMA TRAUMA 🗣🗣🗣

[jq37]

Something that comes up often in art that's about artists is that you'll be told that this character made an amazing, record-shattering, highly acclaimed book or movie or song or whatever and then you'll see the piece of art they made and it's painfully mid. Like, you have to accept that within the world of the story being told, that's the most amazing piece of art ever but you're sitting there like, "There's no way that would ever catch on like that IRL."

Anyway, shout out to KPop Demon Hunters for sidestepping that problem entirely by having the in universe songs chart so high IRL that they beat out actual established KPop groups, proving definitively that those songs WOULD have set the charts on fire and beat out their competition even as the new kids on the block.

[chaosfetti]

Oldish typhlosion drawing cuz it's my favorite starter we don't talk about the leaks

I don't really like its shiny tho so I made my own version inspired by the gen 2 sprites

[christian-zelda]

I'm still salty about them changing his design after the first movie.

EDIT: Since people keep saying the changes are subtle/not really there, I'm putting this in the main post.

[thedutchdemon]

They puggified my boy :(

[cayfoley]

Saw this maymay on twitter and wanted to draw it :3

[jasper-jemm]

Lil espeon for my warmup

[pietartss]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[stdismas]

Tar Cat in Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (2025).

[ashesfordayz]

Thought it was about time I fixed up my DS1 Warrior Cats designs for Death Stranding 2 🔥

Higgs's coat has been sun-bleached from his time on the Beach

[yokolate]

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Tar cat Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (2025) dev. Kojima Productions

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[rjpilled]

[kooldewd123]

wwait this is so funny. dragonite is such a nice guy that it wants to beat you up quickly enough to get it over with as soon as possible. amazing, i see no flaws in that logic.