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When I figure out what I'm doing here, I'll tell you. I go by JQ. Ex-Lawyer. MFA Grad. Current Obsession(s): Fantasy High: Junior Year, Worlds Beyond Number, and Disenchanted. Feel free to yell at me about any of the above. I do D20 recaps: Fantasy High: http://tiny.cc/hootgrowl A Crown of Candy: http://tiny.cc/houserocks Mice and Murder: http://tiny.cc/micemurder NeverAfter: http://tiny.cc/neverafter

[noadventurespod]

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[percyfraser]

BEDAZZLED 2000 — dir. Harold Ramis

[byjove]

I think I genuinely harbor contempt for thrill-seekers who climb Mount Everest at this point

[byjove]

I try not to turn off my empathy for any demographic of people but every time I hear more about someone who died on Everest, it is really hard to rally any sympathy. Like, wym you left behind your pregnant wife and flew halfway across the world to try to scale Mount Everest without oxygen, endangering your own life and the lives of everyone around you? That is so irresponsible it feels malicious.

[labcorp]

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[gaysaulgoodman]

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[great-tweets]

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

[boggythebloggy]

Liar. Frumpy. Wrong.

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[hailed-marys]

ive been thinking about grace and eridian formalwear.... idk how to design clothes/outfits at all so this is me throwing random stuff at the wall

[mar64ds]

Forgotten Island (2026)

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[artbylittlebug]

[nodietedrecovery]

[image description: An orange snail offering a yellow flower to a green and blue turtle. The turtle has a teardrop coming out of its eye. In the background is a mouse holdng a flower and several trees. Text reads, "Maybe you can't see how well you're doin because you keep raising the bar." Image by @artbylittlebug

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[floatingtophats]

[70sscifiart]

“Re-imagining four common products from 2010 as if they were designed in 1977: an mp3 player, a laptop, a mobile phone and a handheld video game system. I then created a series of fictitious but stylistically accurate print ads to market them.”

From Alex Varanese.

More images in the Alt1977 series can be found here.

[rincewitch]

this is Extremely My Shit

[wackd-archive]

oh my god the description text

[tatterdemalionamberite]

“It’s not like we’re time travelers from 33 years in the future or something.”

[failure-artist]

Thanks for pointing out the text

[elzorton]

Inflict wounds

[sharrrrknight]

Happy pride :)