Snail Queen

I'll never get over the fact that Agatha Christie and I weren't ever alive at the same time :(

[spiderrrling]

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

[what-even-is-thiss]

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

[holorifle]

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

[anchored-in-high-tide]

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

[interstate-k8]

[bedupolker]

Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?

[princesstigerbelle]

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

[princesstigerbelle]

hmmmmmmmmm I’m do not know…..

[thebootydiaries]

doctor: looks like we’ll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you’re familiar with?

me: I’ve spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats

[m-l-rio]

The downside of writing stories that have like seven main characters is I spend a lot of time counting on my fingers trying to keep track of where they all are.

[m-l-rio]

Or sometimes I completely forget two characters are in a given scene and they just vanish between the driveway and the front door.

[zekethegm]

At one point I realized a very pivotal character just wasn’t there so I had him run in complaining about how old he was getting and how he cant keep up.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[imreallyhereforplance]

YOOOOO IM LEGITIMATELY TOUCHED LIKE OML THIS IS AN ACTUAL BLESSING REBLOG REBLOG

[owlinadayswork]

Internally crying this is so beautiful *w*

[enigmasalad]

…..this….breaks my heart in a happy way

[literallyaflame]

i really feel a deep kinship with bees. they like flowers. they bump into things a lot. if they try to fight someone, they literally die. there is honestly no difference between myself and a bee.

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[catgifcentral]

Hold my catnip while i juggle a hairband

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. 

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Enceladus and Saturn

Image credit: Gordan Ugarkovic

[tastefullyoffensive]

Vicious.

[topazpearl]

the real personality test is what lyrics you sing when you sing The Saltwater Room

[floral-and-phaning]

This took me a minute…

[owlciiity]

i just,, , l ove him so much

[lunahudson]

[m0uthbr3ather]

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

[biszumletzten]

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

[mynameisdevon]

BABUSHKATS

[alliearts]

babushkats.