edward cullen in disguise

sapphic she/they/he twilight enjoyer

[bellalover]

where is the side of the twilight fandom that thinks all the characters are gay i need to join my people

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

When in doubt...

(insp)

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

[bellalover]

yall i was 2…… i graduate high school in 2 weeks

[maybesandohnos]

believe me bestie even we don’t understand the one with wolves and vampires

[bellalover]

do u guys see that one woman on tik tok who makes twilight content post about how since venom works as limb glue u can mix and match limbs?? makes me think that emmett has definitely glued his dick on to his arm or something and i giggle.

[liberalsarecool]

[enobariasteeth]

I am beyond excited to bully Edward more tomorrow

[bellalover]

- rosalie

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

[bellalover]

i hate this font right here. stupid ass font it fucking sucks i hate reading shit with this font. fuck this font.

use the normal font ur not special.

[bellalover]

what is stephanie meyer’s obsession with making her female characters suffer in the most horrific ways? girlie what is up with that..???

no cuz literally edward is like “yeah i had the flu” and then alice’s dad murdered her mom, tried to kill her, sent her to a mental institution where she underwent SHOCK THERAPY, lost her memory, and then got turned bc james was gonna kill her bc she was his blood singer WHAT THE FUCK

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bellalover]

my toxic trait is starting fanfics that get a lot of attention and then never finishing them bc i grow out of fandoms/interests exceptionally fast

[hallucination-edward]

Edward: ... right Rosalie?

Rosalie:

[fuckyeahjacobblack-blog]

“I knew how Bella felt about almost everything – her thoughts were so obvious; sometimes it was like they were printed on her forehead. So she didn’t have to tell me every detail of a situation for me to get it.”

— Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 9, p.172 (via thefinalriot)

[bellalover]

(via thefinalriot-deactivated2015090)

[krfbooks]

If you're feeling bad about your writing just remember that "Aro started to laugh. "Ha, ha ha," he chuckled." managed to get published.

[cyberxbattalion]

[vampiricci]

@teamjacobthot tags lmao

[swanimagines]

In case someone doesn't know how to make a "keep reading" on mobile:

I've seen some nerve-racking 10k fics that don't have the cut and in their worst, they're also full of media like "this is a picture of what you're wearing, this is the view you're seeing from your hotel room, here's a gif how x looks at you in this scene" = Tumblr app struggles to load that wall of text and media and then Tumblr app crashes and when asked to put the cut, people are like "I'm on mobile and can't put the cut" so here's a little tutorial video for you guys.

I know this is a problem with all characters but tagging some popular ones to gain exposure for this post.