can’t say. signed an NDA 👽🐠

Release your inner bitches, feel the rain on your tits

[loureedswampconcert-deactivated]

[thememedaddy]

[thecryptkeeper]

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ice-cream!" (2011), crystal nguyen

[elvneedleworks]

I finished this just in time for EGGTOBER!!!!!

MY TOILS ARE WORTHWILE

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

[63]

This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[koobiie]

i recently learned to crochet!!! meet my 3 sons the apple brothers

[xxvenombunnyxx]

my twilight hot take is that bellas prom outfit isnt as bad as ppl say it is

like she didnt even want to GO to prom in the first place, shes in a walking boot, and its april in washington!!! at night!!! cold as hell!!!!

if i was forced to wear a knee length sleeveless dress when its that cold outside, especially as someone from ARIZONA, id put leggings on too💀 plus how the hell is she supposed to wear anything OTHER than sneakers, shes in A WALKING BOOT

also shes adorable stfu

[saragrekey]

[ it’s barbecue sauce ]

[interspadias]

fun fact: debates about if being transgender is a choice or not are irrelevant, because the fundamental truth is of bodily autonomy - a right that should never be seen as conditional or requiring a suitable, immutable condition.

people who are trans deserve the right to transition, not because it’s a medical treatment or because dysphoria can be classified as a mental illness but because we’re human beings who should be allowed to do whatever the fuck we want to our own bodies! this is a basic human right!

[pixeljade]

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

[lagtrainzzz]

i think transfems should be allowed to be good at sports.

sometimes a trans woman wins against a cis woman. sometimes a cis woman wins against another cis woman too. yet only one of them is allowed to win without facing consequences.

it's not enough to support transfems in sports if your support hinges on us being bad at them.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[aphrodite-is-tma]

we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all

I call this one jorkin my peanits

[actualbird]

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

[diabloii]

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700