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I CRAVE MORE OF THEM!!!
WANNA CHOMP ON WHOLESOME ART!
NEED POST-EP 9 INTERACTIONS, PLS I’M ON MY KNEES!!!
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I need Funnygummy directly inserted into my veins like you guys have no fucking idea.
I CRAVE MORE OF THEM!!!
WANNA CHOMP ON WHOLESOME ART!
NEED POST-EP 9 INTERACTIONS, PLS I’M ON MY KNEES!!!
I NEED POST EP 9 FANFICTION, STAT!
ESPECIALLY SMUT!!!
So I watched the Tadc finale this morning, and here are my two fave details:
Abstragedy became canon in the credits
And since Pomni and the others are code (essentially aware npcs), Funnygummy CAN BECOME CANON!
LITERALLY MY TWO OTPS ARE ESSENTIALLY CANON!!!
Other than that, the finale itself was perfect! I’ll probably make a more detailed post later.
Thank you @gooseworx for one hell of a ride! I wish you nothing but the best going forward! :)
I might be a little too ooc with my fav characters/ships. Well, that and it’s a liiiiiitle bit too easy to project my own stuff onto them.
In my defense, a lot of my fav characters have VERY little content, so as a fanfiction writer, I gotta do it myself.
I hope I’m not seen as a fake fan cause of all these headcanons…
A: “You know nothing! Look at her! That’s Carina!”
B: “You’re so boring! VROOMhilda is a way better name!”
A: “This car is barely keeping together, if it goes vroom it means I’m about to eat cement!”
B: “Maybe you should eat cement if you’re gonna name your car Carina!”
C: “… I fear the day you two get a pet.”
B: “Oh, don’t even start. We’ve fought wars over naming our fictional pets.”
A: “I AM NOT NAMING A CAT BARK.”
B: “DO YOU REALLY WANT TO START THIS AGAIN?!”
C: “I’M SORRY I ASKED.”
[Prompt Calender: October 2nd, National Name Your Car Day]
Can you do Ridley from Metroid pls?
Name: Ridley
Series: Metroid
Gender: Male
Status: Alive
Family: None as of Now
Flower Motif: Spear Thistle (Cirsium vulgare)
Flower Meaning: Judgement
Weapon of Choice: Sickle Claws
Associated With: Interdimensional Hero Club
Hero Form Appearance: A combination of an alien bounty victim’s deceitful wear and YuYuYu’s Hero Form Outfits. The undersuit of the outfit is deep space black, acting as a canvas. And while the main outfit starts out as thistle purple, it becomes a deep, eviler violet starting at the lower half of the sleeves, the lower half of the pants, and the tailcoat. Accent colors are black, gray, silver, gold, and white. The shoes, fingerless gloves, and belt all have patterns of thistles on them, and the only other accessory is a thistle belt charm. The flower’s petal shape can be seen in the tailcoat and collar- there’s even room for his wings and tail!
Full Bloom Gauge Location: Left Fist
Guardian: Yakuro (Based on the Yacumama)
Favorite Food: Currant Berries
Parallel To: None
Bio: The head of the Space Pirates on Zebes, Ridley soars through space on wicked wings. Ridley may look like a mindless monster, but he's actually quite intelligent. After the SR-388 incident, where Samus captured the infant Metroid, Ridley took the Space Academy by storm, annihilating the complex and taking the Metroid back.
Can I just say something? As a Deltarune fan?
Susie is my fav character and (in my personal opinion) the most well written!
Toby has managed to write proper character development WITHOUT destroying the og character completely! Susie is still gruff, chaotic, and often to the point, but it’s become clear there’s SO much more to her!
I love her so much, I wanna give her a hug!🥹
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: “I don’t want to burden you-”
Person B: “Burden me! Because…no matter how heavy or hard something your dealing with is to you, I want you to know that you will never be a burden to me!”
Ridley is person A, Eve is person B.
She loves him so much, it borderline annoys her how much his mental health eats at him. She’d shoot ALL his inner demons if it helped him sleep easier!😤
Imagine Your OTP
Person A throws pebbles at person B’s window. To ask them something only for them to believe Person A’s here to confess to them or serenade them. When they find out…
Person B: “Really? You come out this late to ask me such a silly question?!?!”
Person A: “Yes, what did you think I would be doing this late?”
Person B: (scoffing to the side, eyes closed as if not to look at this embarrassing display) “I don’t know? Most people who do something like this would do something romantic. Confessing one’s feelings or serenading them!”
Person A: (looks with a bemused smirk, eyebrow raised at finding out that not only Person B may be interested in them but they could be interested in a display like that. With a chuckle they add) “Would like for me to do that~”
Person B’s eyes glance slightly back to them flustering at the look that was returned. One with loving amusement. One that would be reserved only for a long time beloved after their partner would be shown….
Person A: “Because I would never be opposed to doing something like that for you. I just thought you wouldn’t interested in such a thing from me. Like you’re above such an act from an average entertainer. But if truly you would, I will be back tomorrow fully prepare to win your affection! Goodnight and I hope to see you tomorrow, my dearest~”
And with that Person A disappears into the night with sweet promises for tomorrow. Leaving a rather dizzyingly flustered Person B. As they lean against their wall close to the window. As their hand covering their ever warming cheeks. They can’t help an enamoured smile from growing upon it.
King K. Rool no doubt did this to Klara when they were teens!🥰😂
(And serenaded her the next night, of course!)
"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind."
"Then maybe these fuckers should stop going for the eyes of my people."
This is Ridley and/or King K. Rool for me.
Does anyone know if your miis can have more than one kid?
I’ve heard they can’t have anymore if one is living in the family house still…
Drum roll pls!
🥁🥁🥁
Finally
King K. Rool headcanons!
I admit they’re a little all over the place. If anyone needs a more detailed explanation for anything, feel free to let me know!
Oldest of 4 children. (Him, one brother, then twin sisters)
Doesn’t have a good relationship with his parents, considering his childhood… wasn’t the greatest.
K. Rool and K. Lumsy were close growing up, being really protective of his little brother.
Fell for Klara after seeing her stand up for herself and her friend.
Had to keep his relationship secret from his parents, so any courting had to be subtle.
Often sent a magenta rose to her windowsill (they represent appreciation and deep love basically. Plus it was her favorite color!)
Left Crocodile Isle at around 19, with K. Lumsy, Klump, Klara, and a few others that were tired of the rotting island.
Him and the others stayed as part of Skurvy’s crew, until they found a more permanent home. (I think it was the mobile fortress, but I could be wrong…).
Pre-Bananza, he was a lousy king and friend. Post-Bananza, he swore to try and improve himself (and he kept his word)!
Still a bit of a tyrant/brat, but mostly saves it for traitors, his enemies, etc.
Still has a temper. Nowadays, if he snaps at someone, it’s more often than not accidental, and he apologizes quickly (he gets a little embarrassed lol).
Has movie nights with Klump and Krusha.
Is a longtime friend/royal ally of Bowser, having a friendly rivalry.
Is also Bowser Jr.’s godfather. He adores the little guy (as well as the other koopalings)!
Okay so if most of the Mario cast are in their 20s (which includes Pauline), that means 10 years have passed since DK Bananza. K. Rool has definitely been around a while, so I think he’s actually in his 60s-70s by Ssbu. Kremlings seem to live a long time. Specifically I’m assuming to at least 200. In my defense, Crocodile’s can live a long time! (Well, so can Alligators, but not as long as of now).
He ended up becoming claustrophobic post-Bananza. Should he ever be trapped somewhere small, if he can’t punch a hole through, he’ll claw at the walls and begin to have a panic attack. Once released, he pounces on the first person and bares his teeth in a blind rage (trauma response, he apologizes once he comes to).
Hasn’t seen K. Lumsy in years.
Both him and Klara had their fair share of nightmares after he got home.
While trapped underground, he was comatose for 18 years in a borderline dreamless sleep.
Still does science experiments, but nothing as crazy as he used to. (He has dabbled in bringing animals to life and mechanical body part replacements for amputees though…)
Both him and Klump work together on making new weapons or updating any old ones.
What happened to his left eye was an experiment gone wrong, but that’s all he usually says about it. Those close to him know the rest…
If he had the chance to gain the power of the Banandium Root again, he’d turn it down after thinking for a minute or two. It’s tempting, but he’d rather not go through the trauma all over again (or anyone he loves for that matter)…
During Ssbu, his most prominent friendships were with Ridley, Princess Peach, as well as the rest of the Ssbu newbies!
Him and Daisy worked together to try and set up Bowser with Rosalina. They were tired of him crying about Peach.😑
The only vegan food he likes is vegan milkshakes. It tastes good and it makes him feel smug!😎
He values his privacy and personal life, so the castle staff are mostly royal guards, gardeners, a couple advisors, doctors/nurses, and cleaning staff. (Klump and Krusha are considered the highest staff so they have their own rooms and such.)
The only Kongs K. Rool respects are Wrinkly (he gave his condolences after he found out she died) and somewhat Dixie, but ONLY because she’s friends with Klump! (At least that’s what he says lol)
Although he loves a grandiose party, in more recent years, he likes small, more personal ways to celebrate. Especially with his wife!🥰
Him and Klara have somehow found a way to have a somewhat domestic life despite being rulers of a literal kingdom!
When K. Rool eventually becomes a parent, he’ll most likely be considered the more “fun” one, trying to show responsibilities in a positive light, or even turning some into a game (with Klara more often than not playing along).
Works out three times a week.
Deals with the more “hands-on” part of ruling a kingdom, while Klara handles the political side.
Their new home has parakeets, so sometimes he wakes up to birds LITERALLY screaming! (I have a parakeet named Sky, and I’ve learned the hard way that females are screamers, while males are singers. Still love my pretty girl though!😅🥰)
Always carries a small dagger on hand (self defense mostly).
Is bilingual, specifically he knows French.
That’s all I got at the moment! Feel free to ask for more detail or suggest anything to be added!
Forgot a couple of things
Has been diagnosed with ptsd, bipolar disorder, adhd, and depression. He takes medication, thankfully.
After what happened to his left eye, he started having… episodes, I suppose you would call it. He’d essentially black out and… I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t think too far ahead outside of minor property damage and accidental self-injury (If anyone knows how to properly explain something like this, pls let me know. I wanna be more accurate and overall more outwardly respectful about it). He NEVER hurt anyone else though!
Post-Bananza (and especially when he becomes a dad), if he felt himself about to have an episode, he’d lock himself away in a “quiet room” he and Klara made, with help from Klump and Krusha, of course! It’d often take a couple hours for him to feel okay again…
Klara would explain to their kid(s) that his brain was being mean to him, and that he needed some time to himself.
After being gone 18 years, he was VERY behind on technology! He still is, tbh.
Still goes on pirate adventures, but not often. Usually once a year.
“You should find someone easier to love.”
“There is nothing easier for me than loving you.”
King K. Rool and his wife for me
(or King K. Rool x reader/oc/sona)
Drum roll pls!
🥁🥁🥁
Finally
King K. Rool headcanons!
I admit they’re a little all over the place. If anyone needs a more detailed explanation for anything, feel free to let me know!
Oldest of 4 children. (Him, one brother, then twin sisters)
Doesn’t have a good relationship with his parents, considering his childhood… wasn’t the greatest.
K. Rool and K. Lumsy were close growing up, being really protective of his little brother.
Fell for Klara after seeing her stand up for herself and her friend.
Had to keep his relationship secret from his parents, so any courting had to be subtle.
Often sent a magenta rose to her windowsill (they represent appreciation and deep love basically. Plus it was her favorite color!)
Left Crocodile Isle at around 19, with K. Lumsy, Klump, Klara, and a few others that were tired of the rotting island.
Him and the others stayed as part of Skurvy’s crew, until they found a more permanent home. (I think it was the mobile fortress, but I could be wrong…).
Pre-Bananza, he was a lousy king and friend. Post-Bananza, he swore to try and improve himself (and he kept his word)!
Still a bit of a tyrant/brat, but mostly saves it for traitors, his enemies, etc.
Still has a temper. Nowadays, if he snaps at someone, it’s more often than not accidental, and he apologizes quickly (he gets a little embarrassed lol).
Has movie nights with Klump and Krusha.
Is a longtime friend/royal ally of Bowser, having a friendly rivalry.
Is also Bowser Jr.’s godfather. He adores the little guy (as well as the other koopalings)!
Okay so if most of the Mario cast are in their 20s (which includes Pauline), that means 10 years have passed since DK Bananza. K. Rool has definitely been around a while, so I think he’s actually in his 60s-70s by Ssbu. Kremlings seem to live a long time. Specifically I’m assuming to at least 200. In my defense, Crocodile’s can live a long time! (Well, so can Alligators, but not as long as of now).
He ended up becoming claustrophobic post-Bananza. Should he ever be trapped somewhere small, if he can’t punch a hole through, he’ll claw at the walls and begin to have a panic attack. Once released, he pounces on the first person and bares his teeth in a blind rage (trauma response, he apologizes once he comes to).
Hasn’t seen K. Lumsy in years.
Both him and Klara had their fair share of nightmares after he got home.
While trapped underground, he was comatose for 18 years in a borderline dreamless sleep.
Still does science experiments, but nothing as crazy as he used to. (He has dabbled in bringing animals to life and mechanical body part replacements for amputees though…)
Both him and Klump work together on making new weapons or updating any old ones.
What happened to his left eye was an experiment gone wrong, but that’s all he usually says about it. Those close to him know the rest…
If he had the chance to gain the power of the Banandium Root again, he’d turn it down after thinking for a minute or two. It’s tempting, but he’d rather not go through the trauma all over again (or anyone he loves for that matter)…
During Ssbu, his most prominent friendships were with Ridley, Princess Peach, as well as the rest of the Ssbu newbies!
Him and Daisy worked together to try and set up Bowser with Rosalina. They were tired of him crying about Peach.😑
The only vegan food he likes is vegan milkshakes. It tastes good and it makes him feel smug!😎
He values his privacy and personal life, so the castle staff are mostly royal guards, gardeners, a couple advisors, doctors/nurses, and cleaning staff. (Klump and Krusha are considered the highest staff so they have their own rooms and such.)
The only Kongs K. Rool respects are Wrinkly (he gave his condolences after he found out she died) and somewhat Dixie, but ONLY because she’s friends with Klump! (At least that’s what he says lol)
Although he loves a grandiose party, in more recent years, he likes small, more personal ways to celebrate. Especially with his wife!🥰
Him and Klara have somehow found a way to have a somewhat domestic life despite being rulers of a literal kingdom!
When K. Rool eventually becomes a parent, he’ll most likely be considered the more “fun” one, trying to show responsibilities in a positive light, or even turning some into a game (with Klara more often than not playing along).
Works out three times a week.
Deals with the more “hands-on” part of ruling a kingdom, while Klara handles the political side.
Their new home has parakeets, so sometimes he wakes up to birds LITERALLY screaming! (I have a parakeet named Sky, and I’ve learned the hard way that females are screamers, while males are singers. Still love my pretty girl though!😅🥰)
Always carries a small dagger on hand (self defense mostly).
Is bilingual, specifically he knows French.
That’s all I got at the moment! Feel free to ask for more detail or suggest anything to be added!
“You can’t fix me.”
“Far as I’m concerned, there is nothing to fix. I want you just the way you are.”
This is Ridley x Dark Samus for me.🥹
I need more K. Rool in my life.
Can we get either more fan works (fanfiction especially) and/or some official announcements.
Still waiting for the DK movie announcement and Mario Kart World dlc with mah King finally geTTING TO RIDE A FRICKING KART!
@draggate this is for you!:)
Also I’m giving this a content warning due to it involving heavy topics, so viewer discretion is advised. If enough people want me to change it or delete this post due to the sensitive topics, I will. I’d rather not hurt anyone with my admittedly lack of knowledge/understanding of a subject. Thank you for understanding!
Ridley x Dark Samus (Eve) fankids!!!
First born: Avery
Conceived after almost two years of marriage, specifically from the couple’s first lay after Ridley won no nut November lol!
Eve revealed she was pregnant by gifting Ridley a Christmas Eve present (fun fact, that’s a legit tradition for some people! My family and I do that every year!). It was a small swaddling blanket, and it admittedly took him a minute to figure it out!
Ridley found out his wife was giving birth WHILE he was doing minor space pirate duties, quickly leaving only to find the maternity room locked. He ended up kicking the door open, causing a nurse to knock him out with a tranquilizer. He woke up about 4 hours later, with Kraid next to him on the bench, reading.
Avery was born with a body similar to his mom (kinda see through I mean), with a grey-ish skin tone, two eyes (Eve has three) that were his dad’s eye color, and light blonde hair that transitioned into little birdie fuzz down his back! (Remember how clone Ridley looked as a baby in Other M lol?!)
Eve picked out his name! She wanted a gender neutral name, and she liked how it sounded like her and Ridley’s names fused together!
Is given the nickname “Avy-Baby” by his parents. They still use it, even when he’s an adult lol!
Breastfed baby.
His first word was Kraid, but he pronounced it “Kaid”. It damaged Ridley’s pride/ego for a while…
Grew up to be a prodigy, but also a major nerd! Specifically, a DnD lover!
Gains the power of necrobotany (a mix of plant manipulation and raising the dead) around 12 years old, when he actually brought a human skeleton back from the grave with the accidental help of the surrounding plants. Kind of a long story…
When grown, he’s lost all his birdie fuzz (but still has his blonde hair), and has a well-toned grey body. He can even summon armor like Eve, which looks similar to hers but has a cape and the visor shows his eyes.
He looks pretty intimidating, but his personality is similar to Dick Grayson, can be serious, but overall fun-loving!
He ends up becoming a high ranking member of the Space Pirates, mainly in charge of protecting planets under their rule.
Gains many, many simps.
Second born: Echo
This is where the heavy topics come in.
Echo actually wasn’t born normally. She was created via cloning, similar to Ridley’s clones.
It’s because Ridley and Eve were expecting again when Avery was around 2, but, Eve suffered a miscarriage. It hit them hard, especially Eve. They had Avery stay with Kraid for a few days while the couple processed everything.
After a year, Eve mentioned the idea of creating a child via cloning, which surprised Ridley, since she isn’t too fond of that type of stuff (she doesn’t want a clone to replace her husband should the real him die.). After talking about it and sleeping on the idea, they decided to go for it!
She was created with an equal amount of each parents’ dna, and they had the scientist make sure the gender would be randomized (similar to an actual pregnancy).
Over the past 9 months, they visited the lab, talking to the growing baby! Once the “birthing” date came, they watched through the window nervously as the doctors gently released her from the machine.
Echo was born with a body just like her dad, except her baby fuzz was snowy white, big floppy ears, three eyes that were her mom’s eye color, and wing-like arms with tiny claws at the end!
The happy couple basically stayed up the entire night, fawning over their new little girl!<3
Eve also named her, even though they agreed Ridley would name the next kid (they both forgot lol).
Also breastfed (there are foods that encourage the body to lactate, apparently.)
They introduced her to Avery the next day (he was 4 at this point.) he mistook her for a chicken!
As soon as she learned to walk, she became a speed bebe lol!
Instead of shedding her baby skin like the Other M clone, she simply loses her baby fuzz as she grows up into an adult. She was still a little fuzzy in her pre-teens though!
Her wings began to grow in when she was around 13, and boy was it PAINFUL! Ridley was with her the whole time, comforting her and guiding her through the process (which can take a little over a day), while Eve checked in on them hourly.
Is also considered a prodigy, like her older brother.
When fully grown, her skin (scale???) tone will be a dark indigo, with her inner wings being more purple.
Her personality is similar to Susie or Undyne, a little harsh at times, but overall well meaning!
Is aware of how she was made, and is cool with it.
Is a teeny bit trigger happy towards her opponents…
Third born: Leviathan-Chance
Was a happy accident, conceived when Avery was six and Echo was two.
Ended up having to be forced to be born early, due his body beginning to grow too much for Eve’s body to handle (he had little birdie body, which if he grew anymore past 6-7 months, his legs alone could risk basically tearing her apart!), and born via c-section.
During his first moments, he kicked the doctor in the face! Ridley couldn’t stop laughing!
His fuzz was slightly gray in color, with floppy ears, one of each eye color (it’s difficult to tell at first glance), and the same wing-like arms his sister had.
Had to be put in an incubator for a bit, considering he was born early. Thankfully Eve also needed bed rest, so neither of them were alone!
Breastfed baby.
Ridley picked his name. Leviathan for being a powerful sounding name, and Chance, as he was a risky pregnancy, but both Eve and their new son made it!
Has many nicknames: Levi, L.C., Chancy, Levi-Chance, and Levi-Chan to name a few.
Is called by his full name when he gets in trouble.
Is sort of angsty and borderline rebellious in his teens, but it’s not out of nowhere. He sees how much praise his older siblings get from others, while he’s just… there.
His parents (especially Ridley) try their best to make sure he knows he’s perfect as he is, and doesn’t need to prove himself to them, but Levi’s own inner demons tend to block them out. At the very least, they let him know they’re always here if he needs anything/wants to talk.
Tend to get into arguments with his dad, mainly with how much trouble he gets into. It causes Ridley to worry he’s becoming no better than his own father figure…
Sometimes, Chance feels like Avery is the only one he can talk to. He isolated himself a bit more after his brother moved out.
Him and Ridley almost have a falling out after one particularly bad argument. Chance ended up sneaking out that night, with Ridley finding him the next morning in pain (his wings were starting to sprout). He cradled his son the whole time.
Things get better though, don’t worry! And Ridley especially makes sure to tell him how thankful he is that’s he’s gotten better in more ways than one!
When fully grown, his skin/scale tone is a dark, dark blue, with his wings being a bright blue like his Mom’s skin tone.
Tries to be threatening, but his siblings always manage to break his act.
Fourth born: Melissa
Melissa was obviously named after Melissa Bergman, aka reborn Mother Brain (I think, I’ll have to revisit that part of the lore).
Ridley chose it to honor his adopted mother (I mean she ain’t just called “Mother Brain” for being a super computer!).
The easiest birth.
Was born with a body similar to her mom except pink (from her dad’s side, since he’s purple), her dad’s eyes (3 of them), black hair like her mom, and petite baby dragon feet!
Breastfed baby.
Daddy’s little princess! (No favoritism, she’s just the youngest.)
Millie is her nickname!
Avery was 13 when she was born, Echo was 11, and Chance was 9.
The last kid Ridley and Eve have. (Although they aren’t opposed to a happy accident…)
A little entitled, but not exactly mean.
Hates multiple loud noises at once.
Her and Chance get on each other’s nerves.
At some point, she’ll be convinced Chance hates her (which obviously isn’t true), so she’ll separate herself from him for a time when they’re grown, and act a little hostile/bitter towards him. It’s not like this forever though, thankfully!
When grown, she becomes a bounty hunter like her mom. (She also takes up modeling!)
Is insecure about her feet.
Likes to toy with some of her bounties, belittling them like a typical popular girl. (She gets THAT from her dad!)
Now that I think about it, she ends up being a lot like Ridley, with both having psychopathic tendencies towards their victims. Unlike her dad though, it’s more rare when authorities actually connect her to her crimes. (Growing up, Ridley was pretty careless)
She once had an abusive boyfriend as a teenager. At one point, he slapped her and insulted her repeatedly. Let’s just say he wasn’t the only one that snapped… (She was fine, just shaken up afterwards.)
Calls Chance “Levi-Chan” after she gets into anime lol!
Massive gamer!
And that’s all I got so far! I’m so sorry this took so long!!! Hope you guys enjoy!