Big Up Vegetables

Just a mess of nonsense really, as am I

[capacity]

I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[somecutething]

[anxresi]

I think they enjoyed that :))

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[theocseason4]

No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[spite]

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

[wellbutrinboy]

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

[laurenmichelle310]

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

[sexwitsockson]

me to the student loan collectors

[tkyle]

[lovedroughts]

when you need a credit card to join a “free” site

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[qoa]

me