18 feeling 80

Just your below average grandad friend NB Transformer he/him they/them

[stitchy-queerista]

“Why should LGBT spaces cater to trans and non-binary people?”

“That’s the T, cis.”

[danielnelsen]

hey @staff quick question,,

[staff]

Yeah?

[luxwing]

How come yall got time to joke on a meme post but yall still got nazis and pedophiles and porn bots still crawling all over your platform @staff

[vanicahgg]

Me after reading chapter 49 of Lore Olympus

[shamewizard-shanelizard]

arent we all 

[shamewizard-shanelizard]

the names Gavin and Kevin have two completely different energies and i dont know how to explain it 

[lonely--nobody]

reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

[reality-suckss]

What do you mean a little?

[googlebus]

[shamewizard-shanelizard]

wtf is this shit

[residentevildash-moved]

the 4 genders r cowboy, vampire, wizard, & mad scientist

[petty-revenge-stories]

Be a little sh*t while I'm stuffing your bear? Hope you like sniffing dragon ass.

So I work in that one workshop where you build stuffed animals, and there was this kid that comes in to stuff up a plush stormfly.

Yeah ok business as usual, explain process& tag i put inside, tell kid to step on pedal to start stuffing machine etc etc when the kid starts acting up and pushing my buttons.

Keep reading

[serotnin]

dark circles look so good … can we just all collectively acknowledge that

[serotnin]

like what a sexy way to say you’re done w the world and ready to pull out a bat at any moment

[panelshowsource]

# when u get beat at ur own game

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival-archive]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

[uncle-beanbag]

YES

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[nokogiriyama]

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

[rhaella]

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

[rhaella]

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

[shamewizard-shanelizard]

imma just say all barbie movies are god tier, and ill fight you outside the mcdonalds drive through 2:47

[anxietyproblem]

[spanish-g0ld]

[goanimeloverblog]

T-T

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience

[mangolesbian-archive]

air sign energy

[onemuseleft]

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

[smashinginkpots]

SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL

[throwaninkpot]

This needs to happen

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.

[brittascribbles]

OOPS MY HAND SLIPPED - I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF

[onemuseleft]

I love the artwork, this is so cute!

[xkurtwagner]

it’s been written and it’s SO GOOD Y’ALL

[ernmark]

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

[terror-billie]

[nabulos]

uhhhhhhh…….

[pulmonary-poultry]

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.