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[bellapevensie96]

Watch "Weather wrecks the highways" on YouTube

Weather wrecks the highways

Full sketch already up!

[bellapevensie96]

Watch "#jensenackles #supernatural #deanwinchester #spn #edit #samwinchester #jaredpadalecki #spnfandom" on YouTube

#jensenackles #supernatural #deanwinchester #spn #edit #samwinchester #jaredpadalecki #spnfandom

[bellapevensie96]

Watch "Who Are You Without Your Problems?" on YouTube

Who Are You Without Your Problems?

@cameronhanes #amalaekpunobi #unapologetic #podcast

[peppermintquartz]

it's time for ✨GLAM SALSA✨

[bellapevensie96]

[bellapevensie96]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

The promised picture of the full outfit! I did even bring a wand... It was just not in this picture.

[bellapevensie96]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

The promised picture of the full outfit! I did even bring a wand... It was just not in this picture.

[nerdybluephoenix]

Cargo space ship that is too long for the wormhole is pushed perpendicular, causing intergalactic trade to stop. Aliens are fairly stressed out about it as supplies to planets will be a lot slower until they can get it unstuck.

The goddamn humans are making memes about it.

[bellapevensie96]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I think it's been over a year since you gave me info I had asked for about clorhing in the Founder's Era for OaLC, but I wanted to show you the Rowena Ravenclaw dress I made. It's not 100% completed due to time constraints since I'm going to a faire in a few days... (don't have time to make / embroider the brown trim for the side gores)... But I still wanted to show you the shiny you and your stories have inspired! I will hopefully get a photo of the entire outfit later to give the full effect! Thank you again for wonderful stories!

[nartothelar]

I just need you to know that your punk! mic is my gender presentation goals and simultaneously my gay awakening as well. That is all.

[tehrenb]

So, I've started a thing!

Podficcing @deadcatwithaflamethrower 's amazing Of a Linear Circle series.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27221125

It just makes me so happy, and I've read it mostly twice now and wanted to share it with my friend, but listening is better for her. And since there didn't seem to be one already, flamethrower gave me permission to give it a go.

I'm six chapters in, and finally got what I've done so far posted to Ao3. Enjoy!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

eee!

[bellapevensie96]

I am so excited that now I can listen to my favorite series as I'm sewing!

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Got reminded of this today. Would love to be reblogging a version with all of the insanity attached, but alas.

[bellapevensie96]

One of my all-time favorite posts

[niyarest]

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

[nudityandnerdery]

Schrödinger’s gender.

[official-lucifers-child]

*pulls out my algebra notes* how do i foil this

[nookisms]

Me, a math nerd: Let’s find out!

I’ll be back in about twenty minutes with an answer

[nookisms]

Well it took me longer than twenty minutes (it took about fifty to math and format this post) but I got there!

So I decided that each letter would correspond with it’s respective place in the alphabet, like A=1, B=2, etc

(S)T(HE)Y would go first

I then realized it would probably be easier to do this on my calculator, which has variables for each letter of the alphabet so I put them in (it also keeps saying batteries are low so I’ll change them as soon as we’re done here)

So (S)T(HE)Y is 380,000 and I stored that in A for later

I then realized I forgot to store the numbers for R and M so I did that really fast

So T(H(IM)ER)M is 21,902,400 and I stored that in B

Why did I store them in A and B? Because pronouns are usually set like “she/her”, “he/him”, “they/them”, etc. They have a dividing line between them which, I say happily, matches the division symbol on my calculator

So if your pronouns are sthey/thimerm, I’m happy to say that your gender is

Which I decided to make back into letters, and it would be spelled “Agcdififh” OR “Qcdififh” depending on if you want “1 7” or “17”

(I then spent two minutes trying to open the back of my calculator to change the batteries)

In any case, your pronouns are sthey/thimerm and your gender is keysmash

[nookisms]

@official-lucifers-child if you really wanted to know

[nookisms]

I did not put an hour of work into this for no one to share it

[l0uk45]

Your gender is keysmash…

I’m laughing at this, like legit

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

[tkthegoddess]

Reblog this.💯🗣💋

[lovesick-yandere-deactivated202]

rEBlOg nOw

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

My parents had a code word. If someone who wasn’t them was picking me up from school, even if I knew them, they had to have the code word and be able to spell it out loud before I was allowed to go with them.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This blew my damn mind

[glowin-theshark]

[bellapevensie96]

Never thought of that before now🤔

[nordi]

DIY Facemasks

Reduces puffy eyes💫

1/3c Greek Yogurt

1/4 of a cucumber

Blend until smooth, apply under eye and leave for 15-20 minutes

Blackhead removal💫

1 egg white

Thin tissue

Brush

Apply the egg white to your face and place the tissue over it. Smoothen out with brush and leave for 10-15 mins.

Glowy skin💫

2 tbsp honey

2 tbsp greek yogurt

Egg white from 1 egg

1/3c oatmeal

1/2c hot water

Mix and leave on for 10-15 mins.

Hydrated skin💫

1/2c raw ground oatmeal

1/2c water

1/2c milk

1 tbsp honey

Mix the ingredients and leave it on for 10 mins.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.