Random Starter Sentences #2
“I’m not going to say I told you so, but… I told you so.”
“Everything about this situation is wrong.”
“What did you do this time?”
“Look, I know it’s weird but just hear me out.”
“Now there’s a bad plan I can get behind!”
“Do you ever think about dogs and get emotional?”
“This pizza tastes like salty cardboard…”
“You realize those are dog treats, right?”
“So I’m pretty sure I ate soap today.”
“Please, don’t stop loving me…”
“Listen to me, you’re the most amazing person I know.”
“What I wouldn’t give for a burger right about now.”
“Woah, dude. That’s way too much information!”
“Does this have something to do with that drunk text you sent?”
“You’ve been avoiding me and I’d like to know why.”
“My shift is over in fifteen minutes, meet me out back.”
“How can you live like this?!”
“What’s wrong with talking to the cat? At least he gets me.”
“This isn’t what it looks like…”
“Those nails are so tragic, let’s fix that.”
“I haven’t left my room in four days, what’s new with you?”
“I’ve got you wrapped around my little finger.”
“This expired six years ago but I think it’s still good. What do you think?”
“Beaches are nice until you think about all the places this sand has been.”