HoNk :o) Heads Up My "likes" Is ALL Super NSFW

Just a trashy blog with no clear theme...anything and everything will be reblogged. Except for NSFW. I keep my shit clean yo!!! HeY tHeRe YoU cHiLl MotHeRfUcKeRs. WeLcOmE tO mY uHhH, bLoGgY tHiNg. I'm 20 MoThErFuCkInG yEaRs. I'm JuSt GoNnA pUt ThIs OuT tHeRe tHaT aLl MaKaRaS aRe LiKe ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrOlLs ArOuNd!!

[sseoulful]

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[artkat]

HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

[cassandracalin]

‘90s and ‘00s movie makeovers in summary.

[nephydiabolical]

It is time once more… for STROGANOFF SATURDAY

[nephydiabolical]

STROGANOFF……. SATURDAY…………. RETURNS

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the more i learn about william shakespeare the more i lose my mind

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

his tragedy coriolanus contains the first recorded use of the word lonely meaning bill shakespeare might have invented the word lonely

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the phrase the word lonely first appeared in is “like to a lonely dragon”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

also on an unrelated note two of his distant relatives were executed in 1583 for a plot to kill the queen. they were beheaded and their heads were placed on pikes on london bridge meaning as young aspiring thespian william shakespeare arrived in london for the very first time, he might have been greeted by his relatives’ rotting heads. i woulda turned around and gone the fuck back to stratford

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

in his time period life expectancy was 35. monks were expected to drink gallon of beer a day. the names “agnes” and “anne” were interchangeable because the g was silent so it’s entirely possible shakespeare was married to a woman named agnes instead. the words “trash” “fart” and “slut” existed, but not the word “science.” speaking of language by 1600 “thou” had fallen out of fashion meaning shakespeare might’ve only included it to be more fucking dramatic

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

he never once spelled his surname “shakespeare” (he preferred “shakspere” apparently) and he once signed a legal document as “willm shaksp”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLM SHAKSP

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[royallyanxious]

reblog for  Tubbitha

[maxheimer-feral]

a princess.

[solitarelee]

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lizardlicks]

OKAY YEAH I REMEMBER THIS ONE Basically it came from a survey done by Bank of America.  Of only their customers.  Of only those customers that had a long term savings account with them.  And only surveyed 1500 of them.  And that, friends, is how statistics is used to lie!!

[pangurbean]

Always ask who ran the survey, the study, the poll, ask how many people were involved, and ask about the breakdown of the demographics.

[lovelivingmydreams]

As someone who had to study statistics, this is important to know. So important that it’s one of the first things they taught me. “You can prove anything with statistics.”

[byeflexual]

“You can prove anything with statistics.”

[xserpx]

[moonfaery]

[bananasandoreos]

Imma send this to my friend brb

[dearpercocet]

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

[dearpercocet]

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

[dearpercocet]

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

[sirmalican]

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

[dearpercocet]

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[sixpenceee]

A group of archaeologists discovered a claw of a bird (flesh and muscles still attached to it) while digging down in a cave in New Zealand. Later, the archaeologists confirmed that it is a foot of extinct bird moa which disappeared from earth some 700 - 800 years ago.

Source                         

[sixpenceee]

The incredible size of a bison. This one weighs 3000 pounds. That’s the weight of a car.  

Source                       

[peteneems]

[that-twink-over-there]

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”

[deejay]

Lashawna going home was one of the biggest upsets I experienced in my childhood.