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Serp. 30+. UK. aroace. she/her. Currently blogging about Joe Abercrombie/The First Law series, the Aubreyad, Succession, Lockwood & Co., Critical Role, Heartstopper/Osemanverse, Queer Lit, Greek Mythology, Poetry, DnD, Arcane, Good Omens, Jane Austen, ITV Endeavour, Hornblower, Our Flag Means Death, Hazbin Hotel, Merlin, Young Royals, Bridgerton, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, Dresden Files, Derry Girls, Star Trek, BBC Ghosts, Discworld, and Frozen.

[obserbolisk]

Normally I do not give a fuck about my age matching or surpassing that of timeless fictional characters. Can’t even understand why someone would be bothered by that. However, in the new James Bond video game, Bond very casually and conversationally references SpongeBob, and it hit me like a fish fired from a rail gun.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[jacindaelena]

London by anya.g.rowe

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[werepires]

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[ivipl1]

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

[mingus-archives]

Absolutely nothing is funnier than watching the Mighty Nein Animated series and seeing the crew relatively competently execute a heist to steal the beacon from Ikithon and are only initially unsuccessful because Caleb is tempted by Ikithon and the Kryn attack...

... and then watching the campaign and seeing them randomly stumble upon the beacon with a random Kryn soldier while running from a completely unrelated and botched heist job, force feed said soldier pastries and piss in front of him with their cat to prove they're not enemies, let the soldier leave with the beacon only to impulsively steal the beacon back when the soldier is killed by Crown's guard, and then just stuff the beacon in the bottom of Jester's bag for like months only bothering with it when they want some power ups.

[animentality]

[trenchtwink]

a guy just ran right into my bayonet and it was the most sexual experience of my life. i ejaculated but i dont feel the wetness at all because of all of the mud

[cprkaaroo]

Vox x Val Embrace

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[smallvillecentral]

LANA LANG — SMALLVILLE // S02E02: "Heat"