hey qq is it not false advertising to call yourself a “friendly” fleabag?
In comparison to the other fleabags, I am extremely friendly.

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hey qq is it not false advertising to call yourself a “friendly” fleabag?
In comparison to the other fleabags, I am extremely friendly.
Look at this smug motherfucker. He deserved it.
The Decatur Daily Review, Illinois, November 11, 1934
sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)
over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same
legerementperdu:
how is it stalking the notes if there is one note?
You cared enough to check who it was.
legerementperdu:
gee, thanks taylor. never would have sleuthed that one out.
Sorry, I should have known you were stalking the notes.
duplicitousthing:
@legerementperdu look i know me discussing ur fave lesbian poet has upset you but i’m trying to entertain someone here so i’m going to need you to continue taking the bait
It’s me, I’m the one she’s entertaining.
person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
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Realizing I use this website a lot more lately for instant messaging than actually updating my blog. Hi.
my little lurch. "you rang?" but are you dropping off tomorrow? i can't meet up with you, but the mail lot is always open.
I thought I was Wednesday.
That’s fine, though, I can drop by. Would you prefer if I swing by in the evening, or are you just busy tomorrow in general?
viadolorosa:
no, darling, pet called dibs on wednesday. although, come to think of it, you may be right! let’s swap you two. lenore can still be pugsley. you can come by in the evening if you like, but i have to go out during daylight hours so i shall be tired and bad company. but it’s always so wonderful to see you! and you may be all the pick-me-up i need, hm?
I’ll just drop off the order in the daytime and check in in the evening to see if you’re still up for my company. What is it you’re going to be so busy with?
my little lurch. "you rang?" but are you dropping off tomorrow? i can't meet up with you, but the mail lot is always open.
I thought I was Wednesday.
That’s fine, though, I can drop by. Would you prefer if I swing by in the evening, or are you just busy tomorrow in general?
legerementperdu:
olivecatnip:
carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post: nepeta, don’t let him keep the plant! he’ll starve…
WE’LL SEE.
:33 < how are you honestly going to k33p it fed?!
if you don’t humidify it properly it’ll shrivel up. and winter’s coming, so may i suggest immediate construction of a glass greenhouse for it to live in?
#and then there is still the blood supply issue#you'll want to find a dealer asap
You called?
viadolorosa replied to your post: Oh, I’ve seen how this movie ends.
yes, but it always eats the dentist first! there’s no bad carnivorous plants; only bad owners!
Do you have some kind of vendetta against dentists, or?
Oh, I’ve seen how this movie ends.
viadolorosa replied to your post: viadolorosa replied to your post: ...
vulneras me.
You’ll recover.