bellimoon

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[ps1]

[orcboxer]

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden

[cryptotheism]

[speaking to my viziers] would u guys still fw me if I wasn't the sultan

[cryptotheism]

Fr? Goddamn I gotta make you a wali. You can have an army too. To protect me.

[ot3]

2026 will be the year of Reading The Whole Article Before You Talk About It Or Spread It Around Online. all of the kids will be doing it and it will be so hip and popular. feel free to get started sooner if you'd like.

[stalling]

why should we wait til 2026? This is a lame take tbh we should just start doing that now

[ot3]

[kookenhakken]

i love the raw denim subreddit bc the comments read almost exactly like the bit in homestuck about the dad social media john's dad uses

[kookenhakken]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[fona2]

hey guys i just got back from doing something how we doing

[fona2]

oh

[fona2]

i did not do that

[thetenderpassion]

[crtter]

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[topherchris]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rocinantachi]

Accidentally beach episoded!

[sluttynurse]

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[the-president-of-neopets]

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable