a dreamer without dreams

My only rule is ‘Topless Thursdays’.

Let me guess. This is like a 'If you don't follow my rule, I don't follow your rule' thing.

Another non-exciting day in this town.

I don’t consider Parks and Recreation fancy, but okay. Definitely not a caveman.

Should I be watching out for this trophy in the next week? How much time do I have to get this shelf up?

I'm not convinced. You have caveman eyes and various other qualities. Who knows whether you just got defrosted or you're actually from our time. I've lost myself, what are we even discussing..

Wow, I didn't think this through. Oh wait, here's a side. They ship within 5 business days.

Uh-oh. Here comes the evil eyes.

Just don't call me Missy. That's my only rule.

I am a committed man. My schlut days are over thank you very much, missy.

Missy?

Another non-exciting day in this town.

If I have, it hasn’t stuck out enough for me to remember it. Shows up gossiping aren’t really my thing. If it’s not on NBC, I probably don’t watch it.

That’s it. Let’s see, who should be my next victim?

Hm. So not a caveman, but Mr. Fancypants.

Aw. I haven't even purchased the trophy yet. You're still stuck with me, Ells.

Bella’s plannin’ on gettin’ nasty, huh. You little schlut.

.. No. Absolutely not. You're the schlut.

Another non-exciting day in this town.

Well aren’t you sassy. I can proudly say I have no idea what you’re talking about and don’t know what Gossip Girl is.

Just put “Bella” on it. No wait. People might think it’s your trophy then.

Lies. You must have at least heard of it. Hit TV-series? Millions of viewers? Or do you not own a tv. Caveman.

I like it. You could've have stolen it. Or or or, it could be a trophy case of girls you lured into making trophies for you.

Another non-exciting day in this town.

Yeah. E? Ells isn’t horrible I guess. We’ll figure something out.

You should. I can finally start an award shelf. Can we make it a trophy?

None of that first letter crap. We're not on Gossip Girl. Ells it is until we figure something out.

I'm sure there's some place online I can get you one. And have it engraved 'Remembered a girls name after forgetting it once.' or something along the lines of that.

I’ll put a sock on the door for you so you know when not to disturb.