Because there are no bones in ice cream

If a boat were flying across a parking lot and it's wings fell off, how many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house? None, because there are no bones in ice cream. One of these days I'll figure out why there are no bones in ice cream.

[helpstopthevirus]

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[crazypeoplejail]

[unbfacts]

Carrie Fisher delivered a cow tongue inside a Tiffany box to a predatory producer who had assaulted her friend. She said, “The next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box!”

[catchymemes]

[lokis-little-kitten]

This should be the new M&M commercial!

[mamalazzer]

Stranger Avengers AU

Ever since the Hydra facility came into town, strange things have been going on. Only a handful of teens (and a pissed off Sheriff) try and get behind what happens. 

My other Avengers AUs

[belluslupus]

Just got back from nearly a mile (0.89 @ 29:50) walk with the puppers. Met some of the neighbors and Bessy got to get some love from some kids #neighborhood #gottastartsomewhere #getmoving

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Hate not being able to sleep. On the bright side however I'm learning more about @bitmoji #needmy8hours #toohot #sticky #justwannasleep #updatedmybitmoji

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Loving my new haircut and enjoying time with my pebbled dragon #pinkhairdontcare #shortisbetter #beardielove #shesnotalizard #shesadragon #aughra

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Love that it's finally warm enough that she's just chilling with me 💚🦎💚 #beardielove #aughra #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

[belluslupus]

Finally able to get outside and enjoy the day! #beardielove #sundragon #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

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My sweet girl #beardielove #aughra #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

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Love her face. #beardielove #photogenic #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

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Just us chicks out enjoying the afternoon sunshine. #aughra #beardielove #pnwsunshine #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

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Guess who got a visit from the Easter Bunny! #americanmurdersong #happyeaster #bloodtravelers #sohappy😊

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She's my baby girl. #photogenic #shesnotalizard #shesadragon #beardielove

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She's not going to like me here in a few minutes because she's going back into her tank. #beardielove #shesnotalizard #shesadragon

[belluslupus]

Just us girls out soaking up the vitamin D out here.