we're not kids anymore.
Andulka
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Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Game of Thrones Daily
Peter Solarz
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
#extradirty
NASA
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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@beloved-soong
Not deleting blog completely
Hiatus undetermined. I’ve got 4 fucking midterms and classes are picking up. If you want my Skype/number (only if you know me well enough) hit me up here or @ameerkatofficial where I’ll actually be logged on, but yeah I’ve got too much going on in my real life to deal with anything here. goodbye.
Discord is ameerkatofficial #4717
Soledad Kubat
text post sentence starters / original version here
“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
“attention: i need attention.”
“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
“this could be less hetero.”
“to be honest i just need a hug.”
“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
“my kink is being right.”
“my kink is being home alone.”
“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
“what about netflix and kill?”
“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
“sorry for being awesome, loser.”
“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
can we hear about what's in lal's wardrobe?
Probably a lot of pastel miniskirts and light colored peplum tops, tank tops, flow and pretty and flowery, maybe a joke or science t shirt that her dad got her.
🌺 + Lal has a tattoo (or the android equivalent) that says "try me" near her off-switch
TBFH
@borg-apologist
🌺 + Lore teaches Lal to swear and the first time she says "fuck" it's in front of everyone and their mother, who all go "HEY!!!!!" in unison except for Data who says "Lal, I thought I had raised you better than this current disappointment I am feeling."
THIS IS FUCKING CANON AND ILY Y E S BLESS OUR DAUGHTER
@borg-apologist
Happy International Universal Women’s Day
“You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.” 🗡💕
some Eowyn appreciation for #internationalwomensday 🎀 IG: sheisrecovering 🌸
please tag the artist if you know who made this!
Ask my muse personal questions
two word starters
“ please don’t ”
“ i’m sorry ”
“ trust me ”
“ fuck off ”
“ don’t go ”
“ please stay ”
“ i tried ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ you’re right ”
“ i know ”
“ don’t run ”
“ go away ”
“ don’t stop ”
“ it’s hard ”
“ don’t cry ”
“ we can’t ”
“ calm down ”
“ i’m scared ”
“ make me ”
“ wanna bet ? ”
“ run away ”
“ don’t look ”
“ i promise ”
“ try harder ”
“ believe me ”
“ don’t move ”
“ you’re mean ”
“ i’m cold ”
“ you’re beautiful ”
“ hold me ”
“ let me ”
“ come here ”
“ shut up ”
“ fuck off ”
“ it’s complicated ”
“ you’re okay ”
“ wake up ! “
“ you’re on “
“ i’m pregnant “
“ you’re sick “
“ how long ? “
“ what happened ? “
“ stop it “
Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!
PROMPT LIST | Hot Mess
1. “You know we’re meant to be.”
2. “Don’t give me false hope.”
3. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”
4. “You can do this but you can’t return my calls?”
5. “It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”
6. “Please tell me you feel the same.”
7. “I will kill anyone that looks at you the way I look at you.”
8. “I know he’s trouble but I don’t care.”
9. “The thought of losing you scares me.”
10. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
11. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
12. “You’re not going out in that outfit.”
13. “Can I join you?”
14. “You owe me a drink.”
15. “I’m surprised you came.”
16. “I’m just as shocked as you are.”
17. “Don’t give me that look.”
18. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love you.”
19. “I’m going to regret this.”
20. “I’m begging you, please don’t go.”
21. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
22. “You know you like that.”
23. “Get out of my head!”
24. “Please don’t do this to me.”
25. “You’re the one.”
26. “You again.”
27. “I’m not drunk enough yet.”
28. “You’re more than just a one night stand.”
29. “I’m carrying your child.”
30. “Here’s some money, now shut up.”
31. “I can’t stand you right now.”
32. “Why can’t I stop thinking about you?”
33. “Stop following me!”
34. “No one will hurt you as long as I’m here.”
35. “I’m in love with my best friend.”
36. “God dammit, why do you have this affect on me?!”
37. “I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”
38. “Allow me to give you the world.”
39. “At least put your guards down for me.”
40. “You can trust me.”
41. “Get dressed, we’re going out.”
42. “You can’t tell anyone about this!”
43. “What do you mean you don’t care?”
44. “You swore you’d never lie to me.”
45. “What are you doing in my bed?!”
46. “You look stunning.”
47. “Fine. You win.”
48. “Take me home with you.”
49. “You’re such a fun drunk.”
50. “You’re so god damn amazing.”
51. “Tell me this when you’re sober.”
52. “Since my dog likes you, then I guess I like you.”
53. “You’re an addiction.”
54. “I swear, we’re not a couple!”
55. “You’re in love with me?”
56. “Are you going to get into bed with me or what?”
57. “I may or may not be in love with Y/N.”
58. “Step away before I punch you in the face.”
59. “You don’t mean that.”
60. “I’m not good for you.”
61. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already.”
62. “Everything that is coming out of your mouth is a lie!”
63. “You’re staring again.”
64. “May I have this dance?”
65. “Wow. You look stunning.”
66. “Feel free to kill me for saying this.”
67. “What are you doing here? It’s late.”
68. “I swear, there is nothing going on between us!”
69. “I can’t believe you bought this for me.”
70. “Tell them to fuck off.”
contouring 101 starters
“ what can I say ? I’m a fountain of wisdom . ”
“ get your god damn teeth fixed you snaggletooth bitch . ”
“ that one hurt my feelings a bit , I’m not going to lie . ”
“ I’m too poor for dental work . ”
“ makeup is for women who want husbands . ”
“ contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their exboyfriends who disappeared under mysterious circumstances . ”
“ if men find out that we can rearrange the bones of our face , we’re finished . ”
“ we might as well pack our bags and go to the nunnery ! ”
“ since it’s simply for the dick , we have to do it . ”
“ it doesn’t matter , because men are stupid . ”
“ so long as you look like a newborn baby , they are willing to mate with you . ”
“ I regret buying both . ”
“ as you can see here , I have no flesh . ”
“ I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he’d think that I was playing in cat shit and he’d leave me alone . ”
“ if the men find out we can shapeshift , they’re going to tell the church . ”
“ men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets . ”
“ men don’t like nostrils . ”
“ you want to look like a pterodactyl . men love pterodactyls . ”
“ beautiful women don’t have foreheads . ”
“ if you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things , like opinions and thoughts of your own . ”
“ rich people don’t need to breathe . ”
“ who needs air when I have another man’s money ? ”
“ look at me , I’m turning into a completely different person . ”
“ lady gladiators fight like giraffes . ”
“ I look like rihanna . ”
“ who wants to give me their money ? ”
“ where is my nose ? I don’t know . ”
“ does she have nostrils ? no , she doesn’t . ”
“ I look like a completely different person . ”
“ men will die tonight . ”
“ women are dangerous creatures . ”
