[bitchcake-deactivated20250127]

how does anatomy work

[takyonart]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

personifying fire is nothing new we've been doing it forever. but fire IS a living thing to me.

[valtsv]

requires oxygen to grow. feeds on its surroundings, metabolising them into fuel. can be harnessed to work for you, but not truly tamed. warms you, guides you and protects you, but bites you if you get too close. can be your best friend or your worst enemy. this too could be yuri if you have an open mind and heart.

[valtsv]

>wild thing that was tamed into submission and service

>man's best friend

>trusted to be loyal but still respected as a force of nature

>relies on us almost as much as we rely on it

>evolved with us

>this is a dog

[dolly-macabre]

A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops 🎶 🤠

[ackee]

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

[girlprotag]

[brightgoat]

jojo's bizarre analog adventure

[la-principessa-della-squadra]

You're a Stand User now

[everythingfox]

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

[valtsv]

the thing that bothers me about dragon riders is that the dragon absolutely does not have to let you climb on its back. your ability to 'ride' the dragon is entirely dependent on the dragon allowing you to do that. it could fly just fine without you sitting there. which means you are not a dragon rider, not really. that beast is not your pet. you're the dragon's pet. you're its trophy wife.

[valtsv]

that dragon is absolutely showing you off to all its friends and going 'look at this fucking thing i found on the ground lol'

[valtsv]

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

[nudibranchparty]

NULL ISLAND

CAN WE GET SOME APPLAUSE FOR NULL ISLAND

BANISHED TO THE OCEAN!

(It's 0° N, 0° E, so lots of gps glitches return that point when they fuck up.)

[valtsv]

[catchymemes]

[hoziersgirlfiend]

[draco-flamewing]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

i was explaining my sexuality to my coworkers abt how im both asexual and into kink culture, and after a minute my coworker said "Oh! It's like, you don't play the FNaF games, but you like the lore!" and i haven't recovered

[catchymemes]

[abusivebehaviormoved]