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Hey, I'm Iso! They/them, 26, bi

[fairy-type-pokemon]

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[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

[vintagewildlife]

Willow ptarmigan By: Stephen J. Krasemann From: Getting to Know Nature's Children: Grouse 1985

[syncarida]

i love big chelae scorpions this looks so silly...

[syncarida]

and its inverse

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

scorpion morphological variation is literally just like

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[vedurnan-archive]

[hungwy]

GRAAAGH! I'm so hungry and I can't catch anything! If only I had ampullae of Lorenzini to help me sense where my prey is. Hey... You wouldn't happen to have some, would you?

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[weedbongkilldozer]

[sunburnt-brian]

[kply-industries]

[sunburnt-brian]

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[cryptotheism]

I made a two hour video essay about renaissance cartography and english magic

Also this is my face hi

[jame7t]

Watch my edit.

[cryptotheism]

Jamie edited this. You should watch it for this reason alone.

[sunburnt-brian]

[weedbongkilldozer]