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[wormdykes]

Happy Julius Caesar Was Stabbed 23 Times By 22 Senators And Once By His Best Friend Day

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[skamedits]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[userboxer]

[baawri]

[mjalti]

Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

women of color at the women’s march

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

more of this and less scarlet johannson and amy schumer in her fucking spacesuit pls thx

[respectfulmemes]

[adeles]

And a new generation sets its sights higher because it has you as a role model. You’ve made me proud. You’ve made the country proud.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Toothbrush doing a real big frighten. (via ipostdogs)

[bemmaline]

MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN DOGS CURL THEIR LIPS BACK LIKE THAT. Bern does this all the time

[evam-hn]

SKAM locations 

[sacred-portal]

[butchscientist]

here’s a cool thing you can do that costs $0

it’s called “not pushing diet culture onto children” and it’s 100% for free. it’s a cute idea that costs literally nothing

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢  relationships 📢📢📢