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Her dad: Where the fuck did you find that man?

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Eliza referring Alexander: Look Dad! He's penniless, but he wants to marry me. He's a good man
Her dad: Where the fuck did you find that man?
Penelope to atinous: Screw this laws of hospitalities i'll show him the laws of hospitalization
Jake:On your marks!
Jeremy: Get set.
Chloe:Readyyy!
Christine: BLAST OFF!
Mr. reyes:Erm...right.
Mr. reyes: This concludes today's group pep talk.
"Husbands should be like kleenex- soft, strong and disposable.'"
Chloe Valentine (at some point)
At a haunted house
Jeremy: This place gives me the creeps.
Jeremy: Feels like the ceilings pressing down on me..
Micheal: it's OK if you're scared, you know.
Jeremy: Hahaha, scared? Never! Hahaha!
Jeremy:Ahaha...
Jeremy:Ah....
Jeremy: Actually, yes. I'm terrified.
Micheal: that's refreshingly honest of you
Jeremy, trying to flirt with Christine : I think both of our families suck.
Micheal: Are we lost?
Jeremy: Not at all! We're....erm...Yeah, we're lost.
Rich: Ah. itll be all right. It always is.
Christine: as long as we keep moving. we'll end up somewhere.
Rich:That's...totally obvious and ridiculously unhelpful.
Christine : Jeremy and I are no longer dating.
Jeremy : Christine , that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Christine : Jeremy and I are no longer friends.
Jeremy : CHRISTINE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Jeremy : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Christine : I wrote you a poem.
Jeremy , already crying: You did?