How much do top (and not so top) celebrities charge for appearances?
If you want your favourite celebrity to pitch up for your special event, it can be arranged. For a price, of course. (Image credits: AP/PA/AFP/Rex Features/Getty/ITV
Owners of the Westfield shopping centre in Stratford, east London, reportedly paid Rhi-Rhi a gob-smacking £5 million to turn on its Christmas lights in 2012.
Want Justin Bieber to play at your next birthday party? It'll cost you around $1 million (or about £820,000). Which is a touch on the prohibitive side, admittedly.
Kim Kardashian – £400,000
Kim doesn't pitch up for peanuts. She scored this figure for going to a particular casino in Las Vegas for her 30th birthday.
After dinner speaking certainly pays better than being PM. In fact, Tony Blair can earn more than twice as much as his prime ministerial salary (£143,000) in a single night.
Not only will Nicki require £200,000 for an appearance, she'll also need a gallon of lemonade, two dozen roses and spicy fried chicken, as per her rider.
Ellie Goulding – £122,000
You too would be starry-eyed if you could earn this much for belting out a few tunes.
If you'd like Cowell to pass judgement on your next karaoke evening, you'll have to dig deep. 80 grand deep, to be precise.
Jeremy Clarkson – £50,000
An evening of motoring anecdotes from Clarkson will cost you the best part of £50,000. But for god's sake, make sure he gets a hot meal.
Former deputy prime minister Nick Clegg probably finds the after-dinner circuit much less stressful than coalition politics. The fee will also help.
Lineker will chat football till the camels come home. Well, for £25,000 he will.
If Gary isn't your bag, for the same money you could get Katie Price to discuss her literary career instead.
Ainsley Harriot – £11,000
Percy Pepper, Suzy Salt, and 11 grand, please.
John Craven – £10,000 (plus travel expenses)
Countryfile and Newsround legend John Craven will gas on for £10,000, but that's without travel. Fortunately, he doesn't seem like the private jet type.
Dick and Dom – £5800 (for both)
Madcap bungalow dwellers Dick and Dom will bugger about at your event for a reasonable £5,800. Seems better value there being two of them, for some reason.
Stunning anecdotes belted out at booming volume? Surely the very best £6500 you will ever spend in your life.
Tales of Albert Square and Carrying On will set you back £5000 for an evening with national treasure Babs.
It could be Chico Time all the time, for just shy of four grand.
Morning campers! Get 'Hi-de-Hi' star Ruth for a blast from the past.
Dig deep. That regional supermarket isn't going to open itself.
Richard Blackwood – £1200
When Chico isn't available, grab EastEnder Richard Blackwood instead for a bargain price.
Wagner. No words necessary.