Crime Is Cool And So Are You!

Sup! This is Ben from the Banzai Blasters! And I’m here to tell you you’re almost as great as I am! Cool icon by: @cillavanillabean Cool header by: @dumbassv32

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//ooc sorry I kinda disappeared for a while, midterms hit me like a truck but i have the wisdum and I did prevail! I have a lot of asks from y’all I’m gonna start going through this weekend 💚

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OH NO BEN I'LL CATCH YOU *tosses a handful of yellow flowers on the ground* I've played Undertale before this should break your fall!

Cozzy! Thank!

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my happiness relies on basically just you

keep on rocking, you funky little white boy

U make mee happee anon! Rock on! 💚

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How can I cumfort, cheer on, comet crime in thees condishons?

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Sum wisdum 4 u! Yum!

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yeah sure. you look shorter than 5 foot so.

*just picks you up and hugs you*

Weeeeeee!

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Yo Ben could I maybe get a hug

👉👈

4 sure dude! 💚

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👍

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Ben what's your favorite animal?

Alleegaters bcuz I stoled 1 from the zoo & he my buddy now 😎

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how tall are you. be honest. you may get a hug

Dis tall 👍 Do I git a hug?

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certified cutie patootie

NO U! 😤💕💕

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Take sum time 4 urself 2day! I deserf it!

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Ben, are coins bread to you?

Na itz dat 🅱️READ 🤑

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I feeel liteheaded.. but luvd! 💚

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Ben please quit eating non food items

It's not good for you

I onlee eat tha best food

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Where's the lamb sauce Ben? I know you have it

- Gordon Ramsay (he asked me to type this)

Idk Mr.Ramsay dude. Hav u asked da lambs?