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[ independent OC blog ]Francesca Bishop | M | 29 please read---I go by my stage name Chess, and i work in the circus as a contortionist and an occasional acrobat.

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riddlesinpaint replied to your photo:this is about as normal as i can make myself look

*thumbs down emoji*

excuse me.

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are you a vampire though

is this some sort of joke

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this is about as normal as i can make myself look

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dystaste i was talking specifically of images

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why the fuck do people tag things as “nsfw ish” or “sort of nsfw” if you have to question whether something will get you fired at work if your boss looks over your shoulder its probably going to be considered NSFW.

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I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

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snooq replied to your post:snooq replied to your post:i want something that...

sometimes yes sometimes no

i have never had bread that is a similar texture to cake.

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snooq replied to your post:i want something that is the same texture of cake...

isnt that just bread

bread is denser than cake

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jakepalooka replied to your post:i want something that is the same texture of cake...

Cornbread? Maybe. Depending on how it is made.

ii may be from tennessee but i am not putting cornbread anywhere near my mouth

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i want something that is the same texture of cake but not sweet. because i like the texture of cake but i dont like sweets? any tips.

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That vaguely murderous and slightly vindictive spaceship is exactly my namesake, which if you ask me, is perfectly fitting for an artificial humanoid of a similar nature.

Chess is a nice name. I don’t know if it says much for a personality aside from carrying a general air of complexity, but it’s a pleasure to meet you regardless. Nothing’s cooking at the moment, but now that you mention it, I’m actually kind of hungry. What’s cooking on your end.

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oh i was assuming shallow hal was your namesake. (slaps knee) ha ha ha. i can assure you im not all that complex.  cool to meet you too tho. im also kind of hungry but im in transit so im not able to get food yet

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Straight White Boy Problem #652

this girl called me “husband material” at a party and i was standing there with a drink in my hand like….ok bye talk to u later.

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DM: You’re going to try and perform CPR on the turkey vulture?!

Bard: Yes

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How does Santa Claus manage to doxx all of the world’s children every single year

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Greetings. It’s early enough that I haven’t gotten into anything interesting enough to comment on yet, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.  I’m Hal.

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yo. hal's a funny name. like that vaguely murderous and slightly vindictive spaceship from that one movie that came out in like 1968. im francesca. i think chess is easier tho. whats cookin

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