ALTERNIAN REJECT

WHEN DID MY LIFE BECOME CRYING 24/7 AND WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

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indulgentarcher replied to your photo “hello, i’m not dead! i always say i’m gonna come back to this blog and...”

((HEY I JUST WANNA SAY THATS FUCKIN GR8 AND IM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU???))

((THANK U SM I CRY

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hello, i’m not dead! i always say i’m gonna come back to this blog and i might eventually but rn i’m happy not being too active on tumblr. 

9 months on T & top surgery in less than 2 weeks!!! 

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catchmek33pme replied to your post: ((oh worm i forgot i’ve been away from here for a...

(( congratulations!!! best wishes i hope everything goes smoothly!! ))

((thank u sm!! i’ve been rly euphoric and i’ve only taken my first shot, so i’m hoping i’ll get used to the injections after a while ;;))

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((oh worm i forgot i’ve been away from here for a while but i just wanna announce i’ve officially started testosterone!! i’m rly excited!!!))

[yucabell]

Commissions!

hello my work is screwing me over by not scheduling me like at all and i want to save up money to get a new binder + pay for my testosterone and trips to planned parenthood for my transitioning so i’m opening up commissions!! 

i’d mean a lot to me if you could reblog this or consider commissioning me!! just send me an email at [email protected] with your commission info. i’m currently only accepting through paypal 

alternatively, if you just want to donate feel free to leave me a tip on my ko-fi!

[cannulation-blog]

Finally home to @gutfukc

[gutfukc]

#a week away felt like a lifetime and a half

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((i miss tumblr rping but also dont have much to do w etro so do i make an oc blog for shits and giggles or just jump ship? things that make you go hmmm))

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ad1ostoreador:

oH,, yOU HAVE A WIGGLER,

i DON’T KNOW WHAT ADVENTURE TIME IS,

i’M NOT DOING MUCH, jUST THINKING OF WHAT TO FIX, fOR A MEAL,

YEAH HE’S TWO SWEEPS. ALMOST. 

ADVENTURE TIME IS A SHOW ABOUT A HUMAN NAMED FINN WHO IS FRIENDS WITH A PRINCESS MADE ENTIRELY OF BUBBLE GUM AND A VAMPIRE WHO IS IN LESBIANS WITH THE BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.

MACARONI AND CHEESE IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA, IF YOU’RE STILL HUNGRY.

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ad1ostoreador:

hELLO KARKAT,

wHAT ARE YOU UP TO,

I’M BEING FORCED TO WATCH ADVENTURE TIME WITH MY KID. 

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS PLATONIC OR OTHERWISE FAIL HORRIBLY, LEAVING YOU BROKEN AND APATHETIC TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING?

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@ironoverwine

SOUNDS WORTH IT TO ME.

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HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO HURL ME INTO THE SUN.

[bulgerot]

@etroshes WELL YOU SHOULD.

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WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BEING AWFUL.

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wicked-honktraband:

Aight, Imma go with Etro since I know a lotta Karkats, just so I ain’t get you confused with no one.

Awww cute! My son’s name is Nugget an he’s two years/ one sweep old. 

:oD

THAT’S FINE, MOST PEOPLE CALL ME ETRO ANYWAY. I JUST FIGURE I WILL GIVE PEOPLE THE OPTION. 

UGH, I FEEL LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY NAZATH WAS THAT LITTLE. I MISS IT. 

[wicked-honktraband]

@etroshes Yo I saw ya follow yesterday an like alla that.

My name is Gamzee, but I goes by G :o)

I noticed you have a kid! I also have kids!

What’s your name new friend?

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HEY, I’M KARKAT. YOU CAN CALL ME KARKAT OR ETRO, IT DOESN’T MATTER. 

MY SON’S NAME IS NAZATH. HE’S ABOUT TO BE FOUR YEARS/TWO SWEEPS OLD.

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@ghostmcdonalds

HEY REAL QUICK; WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT RONDALD MCDONALD OR PENNYWISE THE DANCING CLOWN.

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@iragin need you weighin in on this shit too, now i got my curiousity on.

[iragin]

easy it is to quickly place yo assumptions onto pennyboy winnin hard over pretty ron, so glad y'all signaled a motherfucker what can have his shine glimmerin on details insidious enough to be puttin this dispute on fair grounds.

LET’S SEE. we pittin two distinct entities from the circus pantheon against each motherfuckin other, these two assholes be clowns, yeah, they both got workins in the shadow like the colorful divas they was all up and cracked up to be. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WAS BUILT FROM HONKIN CHAOS AND HONKIN CHAOS BE WHAT THEY BOTH REPRESENT. they unique in they styles, how fuckin ever. GOT IT

if we speakin physically, ya ain’t gonna see ron mcron throwin hands willy fuckin nilly, that man got an empire and his clownin gotta be calculated, gotta be precise, this man knows the world his jester ass got to operatin and he weaves through that shit like a pro, he’s that bitch. HE BE KNOWIN ON THE RULES AND LOOPHOLES IN THE SYSTEMS AND ALL THAT FUNKY NOISE, MAN. he ain’t there to cause a scene negativeways suchwise to the frame ya would paint pennypenny on. RONNIE IS THERE TO TAKE YA OUT UNSUSPECTED, YA AIN’T GONNA SEE IT MOTHERFUCKIN COMIN. when ya realize what’s happenin it already motherfuckin happened, ya done the motherfuck for and he be just kinda right there, advertisin and fattenin yo ass up. NO PHYSICALITIES REQUIRED, GAME FUCKIN OVER. in a sense, this man is a damn rebellious soul protected behind divine greasepaint job, pay yo motherfuckin respects or rot away like an ownerless dog.

PEN IS, LIKE, A PERIODIC FORCE. dude takes forever to act, his amorphous guts be pretty motherfuckin useless in what time he be takin his snooze on. ICONIC BUT PREDICTABLE. he’s existed ever since existence has been a thing and it (HA) be big in the mind fuckery department fore gettin down and dirty in the feedin and maimin zone like he waitin by the table, splashin spaghetti sauce all over the goddamn place fore mom smacks him on the hand and shoves noodles down his playin food hole. PENBABY IS WICKED POWERFUL BUT IMMATURE IN HIS TACTICS, TOYIN WITH WHO HE UP AND PREY ON TIL ACTION COMES THE FUCK TO BE. that can take an awful fuckin time and for an experienced foe like burger devil that’s perfect cue to strike clean and proper. AIN’T HAVE MINE SPEAK ON FROM A PLACE OF BIAS, WE JUST GOTTA FACE THE FACTS AS THEY BE. penny goes after the vulnerable, seepin into their headspace through the fears they get to havin. WERE I TO GUESS, RON’S ONLY CRIPPLIN FEARS PROLLY BE SOCIALISM AND DIETARY REGULATIONS, HOW CAN A FUCKER EVER MORPH INTO THAT

is we clowns or is we marxists

[cosmosetoile]

this hot take’s what i motherfucking woke up to.

aight.

you up and implied ron’s gonna win wit cloggin’ arteries, but ain’t ron gonna be similarly predictable cause he ain’t shook shit up since they started offering apple slices in happy meals. that motherfucker also been sinking into them shadows more'n more. his minions like grimace'n birdy ain’t around none no more. sure he can motherfucking work alone, but his lack of lackeys gets speaking to the dwindling power of the primary colored motherfucker. shit, i’d wager the pinnacle of his now deteriorating kingdom was the eighties, where he had not just his entourage of sin, but the likely reconstructed souls of innocent children who motherfucking died of obesity related motherfucking deaths, in the form of them anthropomorphic chicken nuggies. 

now we seeing the nadir of the mcdonald empire. while he still gets being powerful, you gotta admit his motherfucking downfall is before us. and yeah, he got chaotic power moves that even pennywise ain’t compete wit, but let’s give pennywise a motherfucking benefit of the doubt. let’s get saying this ain’t the new movie’s pennywise, but motherfucking tim curry penn. that chaotic energy might be motherfucking calculated on the where and when, but he ain’t just feed on the innermost fears of a motherfucker he’s targeting, but got hisself wit a blast radius, be like “to whom it may concern, have some blood filled balloons.” motherfucker gonna scare off ron’s prey. and ain’t nobody wanna have they food compromised. penn would straight poison the well for ron. he ain’t gonna gain no power from derryann maine, since that’s penn’s hunting grounds.

let’s get saying it’s a fair ass fight tho. say pennywise was endemic all to the entire world. he expands his territory to similarly spread like ron has. the motherfucking battle would come down to being a war of attrition. pennywise would choke ronald out, blocking all his supplies before they hit them golden arches.

ain’t nobody getting no big mac attack when they gettin terrorized by a multidimensional spider motherfuck.

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[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist