So we've already established how distraught Johnny would get if reader shaved their bush but, and hear me out, what about readers reaction to Johnny shaving his?
Johnny had just gotten back from a gruelling 8 month mission, the type of mission where he gives you a quick kiss before heading to the shower. 8 months without hot water, soap, time. He needed and everything shower and another everything shower on top of that. By the time he had finished his shower you were already on bed bed waiting for him, like a predator waiting for it's prey. You beckoned Johnny with your finger and it was like he was hypnotised, Johnny's legs moved before he could tell himself too.
You sat on the edge of the bed and licked up his stomach before kissing his hips bones, your lips were so soft he nearly came just from the sensation. Johnny dropped his towel but your perfect, soft lips disappeared from his skin. "Johnny. What the fuck?"
"Huh?"
"Your bush... It's. It's gone"
"Oh yeah. I shaved"
"You what?" You gasped as you moved back in horror, "You shaved? Why?"
"Hen. I haven't showered properly in 8 mont-"
"I can't believe you shaved," you huffed, your bottom lip sticking out as you glared at his pelvis. "Do you not love me anymore? Do you not love your cock? It's gonna get cold. What am I supposed to play with when I'm bored now?"
Johnny couldn't help but let out a small huff of amusement at your dramatics. "Hen," he moved onto the bed but you moved away from him.
"No sex until it grows back," you declared. Safe to say it was the longest few months of Johnny's life.