settle back easy jim

It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits. (Scarlett/29) 💖✨about✨💖

[antiocheanism]

[cilantrhoes]

[jisuto]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[kristina100000]

maybe don't post every thought you have

suck me from behind or dont. sorry

[dogpuppy]

[dailysnoopy]

[jisuto]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[thats-slightly-raven]

damn I bet those boobs jiggle when you walk 🙏🏻

oh the tumblr titty expert thinks they know something about boobs but the jokes on you pal bcs I trained mine to be completely motionless until im moving at speed and then they make a sinister clopping sound like horses hooves on a cobblestone path so my opponents know im approaching

[thats-slightly-raven]

just wanted a silly bitch saturday bedrotting and being feral but instead I had to go to work :/

[segamascott]

[abigailspinach]

[thats-slightly-raven]

smh 2026 and we’re still undermining women’s accomplishments… I got my blood work back and apparently my testosterone levels are super high like umm ok slay!! what a flex for my hormones I love being a woman in male dominated areas amirite gals ✌🏻😘 but no apparently that’s ‘medically a problem’ and I’ve most likely got ‘polycystic ovaries’ like wow I’m sorry for being such an overachiever god :/

[thats-slightly-raven]

ok so it turns out the doctors were right a bitch is indeed full of cysts!! we’ve got a last supper situation happening on my right hand side, if Jesus was my ovary he’s surrounded by his 12 cyst disciples which is kind of iconic honestly but that might be the chemical imbalance I’m experiencing from excess hormones talking xoxo

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears