Immortan Joe

The Almighty is beyond our reach and exalted in power; in his justice and great righteousness, he does not oppress. Benevolent father of many, glorious Leader of all.

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I’m having a daughter!

Congratulations? What do you expect me to say??

Hope it has a normal amount of appendages.

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Rank your wives

I really hate playing favorites. This is just not the kind of man I am, really... They're all very dear to me and I love them so much. I'll just go with the current ones, so it's easier. Trust me, you don't want a TOP 50, this is not a Billboard chart. With that out of the way! 1. Splendid (I don't think I need to explain this one, she's just amazing.)

2. Capable (The name says it all. Plus she's a redhead, what isn't there to love?)

3. Cheedo (I know, I know. Do not say anything about it.)

4. Toast (Very intelligent, too intelligent sometimes. I want a wife, not a debate opponent.)

5. Dag (While she's extremely beautiful - almost just as me - I find her demeanor generally offputting, because... I don't know. The faeries must've kidnapped her as a toddler or something.) SPECIAL MENTION: Hildegard (@biodome-creature )

she might be the only one that likes me to a certain extent... A big shoutout to Scrotus', Rictus' and Corpus' moms, whose names now escape me. I probably won't remember later either, it's been a while.

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Would you try other hairstyles if you had the products?

I am not sure if it counts, but I have my hair braided before I go to sleep. I also have it straightened every morning.

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Would you try drag

Isn't this what I already do? I'm confused.

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Can we give the warboys some cookie dough

Sure.

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So who's the warboy you're willing to sacrifice? Or should I call him a new alias

Honestly, take your pick. I have about one thousand.

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Bug season

Free protein for my warriors season?

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okay fine I'm going to color the warboy is that a good enough reason to have one?

Color him pink, I assume? Sure, it might be funny.

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I would like 1 warboy for keeping purposes, I will feed him and train so you don't have to worry but it's only 1

Keeping purposes? Hmm.

You're up to no good...

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Are there fashion trends among warboys?

I am not a war boy. Best to ask @posts-from-the-wasteland and @themagnificentlibby for example.

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Can I have like 1 warboy to keep

For what purpose?

👁️👁️

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When can we get pink warboys

Wonderful idea. As soon as we find pink paint, I presume? Maybe that cretin at Gas Town would like pink war boys.

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*whispering* scrotus is gayyyy

Is that so? I'm very glad he's joyous.

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What're your sons' favorite foods that the Wasteland has to offer?

Another ask I missed because of very private very family issues.

So, honestly all three of them really like fruit? They're my fruity boys.

Rictus loves rat meat too, but I suspect Scrotus might be a vegetarian. Not sure how I feel about it yet.

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Do you have a skin routine to keep that deathly look or is it natural

I must've missed these as I was too busy taking care of the Citadel. (Private, family issues.)

But to take care of my skin I make sure to bathe regularly and apply, or rather have applied, soothing cream. I also get soothing white powder on top. Helps with absorbing moisture (aka sweat, unfortunately). But yes, good hygiene is half of the work.

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Cheedo

I hope this is not about what I think it is.

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If regular Warboys use clay for white paint, and the ones from the Bullet Farm use sulfur for yellow paint, what do you personally use for your red eyeshadow?

Very kind question, I appreciate the curiosity. I like using red ochre. I think it works well, although I have to reapply it often throughout the day. It's not a problem though.