*jumps at you with a wet thud*
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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occasionally subtle
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@livinbep
*jumps at you with a wet thud*
how do we get the kids to talk like this
look it says gullible on my boobs
sports aren't real and it can't hurt me also england isn't a real place
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
dark souls 3 is ten years old ????
this isn't the gif i thought it would be .
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else
Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol
We’re self conscious about everything
I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu