The Real Teal Ninja TM

The Daily Life of Jackson Vinits || Roleplay Blog [INACTIVE FOR THE TIME BEING]

[bengal-tiger-babes]

The Real Teal Ninja Blog

I was told to make this, so…Howdy world. Name is Jackson and I model in the Crossroads! Well, it used to be Ninjago City, but we don’t dwell on that.

Anywho, let’s get on with this, shall we?

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I come from the only line of Bengal Tiger Formlings in existence and I was actually born in Ninjago before the Merge happened (long story; maybe for another day!)

My father is the Formling while my mother is one of the strongest women I know. She’s a farmer and taught me everything I know physical-strength wise!

I don’t like it much when people touch me, so if you would please keep your hands to yourself, that would be great!

Also! Here are some of the accounts of some great people I’ve met:

((Main account: @artbae-byrnie))

Euca, my beloved(but also blackmailer) friend - @the-magenta-glows-tonight

Cool snake guy that I probably traumatized, Frak - @frak-irl

The famous and strong Nya - @nya-of-water

The incredible, most beautiful, and loving boyfriend, Lloyd - @im-r3al-green-ninj4

The person who keeps giving me plushies!! - @nitkat360

The dragon who is actively trying to kill me - @riyu-irl

My new and true friend Alska - @ninjagonysticflourcookie

My pet duck, Cheese!!! - @cheesetheduck

Homeless guy I let into my condo - @aucronix

And hopefully more to come!

[bengal-tiger-babes]

You’ve interacted with a pedo.

OOC: Okay, so first off, when I come online to check activity, this is not at all what I expect to see. I don’t even know if this is something that should ever be reacted to by my actual OC.

Second of all, I really hope this is just some sick joke instead of an actual fact because I try my damn well best to never interact with people like that.

But all that to the side, I’m not going to believe a random anonymous comment that doesn’t even say who, let alone without evidence. If you actually have proof you want to show, please feel free to chat me privately, but if not, please don’t send me anymore messages like this one.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Hmm….Kinda wanna go visit my parents while I have a break from Modeling…

I think the kids would love the farm

[feiyahninja]

I'm gonna jump u cuz i read a super sad fanfic abt u and ur stupidly sad past cuz wut do u mean u had to raise nya wut do u mean u aren't selfish be selfish plz stop being so sad and stuff bruh this hurts my heart.

Woah! Hey- No need to be sad. I mean, life is hard for everyone sometimes right?

I mean… I have been saying that to people before but -hair flips- No one ever believes me… It’s kinda awesome to get recognition for once!

See?!? Someone recognizes me for all the things I do!!!

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Wait what do ya mean you raised your sister

[feiyahninja]

It’s… a long story.

Basically, when we were kids, my parents were kidnapped by some pretty bad people. It was just me and Nya since then. We did have a caretaker, especially when we were still super young, but once we were old enough, I had to step up and start providing for the house. Working, taking care of her, even cooking and mending till she was old enough to do it herself.

It’s crazy to think about now. Huh. Guess I was a pretty cool older brother.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

…Dude that not only makes you an incredible brother, but an amazing person too.

Giving up your own childhood to take care of someone, whether related or not, takes serious dedication…I’m sorry about your parents, but WOW. You are…something else, Kai.

I mean- I personally wouldn’t have given up what little childhood I had, so hey, you’re better than me lol.

[feiyahninja]

Aww man, thanks. You’re making me blush

It’s tough. I honestly don’t blame you, it’s hard to give up a lot of yourself to do it. I think it’s normal so I don’t blame anyone if they can’t.

What’s your story? Not having a childhood is tough too…

[bengal-tiger-babes]

My…..story…

Uhm- I actually don’t think it’s worth bringing up…

It’s not nearly as traumatizing as losing your parents and having to take care of your sister for your whole childhood and teenage years.

But again, I’ll spit it out and say you’re much stronger than I thought. Emotionally, I mean.

[feiyahninja]

I'm gonna jump u cuz i read a super sad fanfic abt u and ur stupidly sad past cuz wut do u mean u had to raise nya wut do u mean u aren't selfish be selfish plz stop being so sad and stuff bruh this hurts my heart.

Woah! Hey- No need to be sad. I mean, life is hard for everyone sometimes right?

I mean… I have been saying that to people before but -hair flips- No one ever believes me… It’s kinda awesome to get recognition for once!

See?!? Someone recognizes me for all the things I do!!!

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Wait what do ya mean you raised your sister

[feiyahninja]

It’s… a long story.

Basically, when we were kids, my parents were kidnapped by some pretty bad people. It was just me and Nya since then. We did have a caretaker, especially when we were still super young, but once we were old enough, I had to step up and start providing for the house. Working, taking care of her, even cooking and mending till she was old enough to do it herself.

It’s crazy to think about now. Huh. Guess I was a pretty cool older brother.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

…Dude that not only makes you an incredible brother, but an amazing person too.

Giving up your own childhood to take care of someone, whether related or not, takes serious dedication…I’m sorry about your parents, but WOW. You are…something else, Kai.

I mean- I personally wouldn’t have given up what little childhood I had, so hey, you’re better than me lol.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Finally free from all the contracts!!

Modeling is vigorous, y’all.

They kept redoing shots weekly and get rescheduling fittings like I don’t have my own life…

I just want to sit down with me and my adopted family while enjoying a fruity drink.

[alaska-brownies]

Dang thats sad

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Eh, it makes good money, but gets really annoying around early Fall and Mid Winter for me.

That’s when they say I look the best, but I look good all the damn time, so they just be critiquing me for no reason.

[monolithof-the-begie-ninja]

Ugh that would be annoying -_-

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Oh no, it really is. But honestly, I enjoy it when the gigs aren’t back to back and apathetic people are in charge of them.

[feiyahninja]

I'm gonna jump u cuz i read a super sad fanfic abt u and ur stupidly sad past cuz wut do u mean u had to raise nya wut do u mean u aren't selfish be selfish plz stop being so sad and stuff bruh this hurts my heart.

Woah! Hey- No need to be sad. I mean, life is hard for everyone sometimes right?

I mean… I have been saying that to people before but -hair flips- No one ever believes me… It’s kinda awesome to get recognition for once!

See?!? Someone recognizes me for all the things I do!!!

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Wait what do ya mean you raised your sister

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Finally free from all the contracts!!

Modeling is vigorous, y’all.

They kept redoing shots weekly and get rescheduling fittings like I don’t have my own life…

I just want to sit down with me and my adopted family while enjoying a fruity drink.

[alaska-brownies]

Dang thats sad

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Eh, it makes good money, but gets really annoying around early Fall and Mid Winter for me.

That’s when they say I look the best, but I look good all the damn time, so they just be critiquing me for no reason.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Finally free from all the contracts!!

Modeling is vigorous, y’all.

They kept redoing shots weekly and get rescheduling fittings like I don’t have my own life…

I just want to sit down with me and my adopted family while enjoying a fruity drink.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

I swear I’m not dead

I’ve just been…busy.

Modeling has really ramped up lately and every single second of the month so far I have been busting my ass for the Crossroads AND the modeling agency. I feel like I’m in a chokehold, y’all. And not the good kind

[feiyahninja]

Hey guys!!

It's your Kai guy, here to tell you that I do in fact but the Bi in Bisexual, and I an desperately in love with almost everyone on the ninja team!!!

PSA over, and yes, this is DEFINITELY Kai

[feiyahninja]

AHHHHHHH NOW HE IS GOING BACK AND EDITING ME

I’M BEING SILENCED

I REPEAT

THIS WAS NOT ME! I WAS HACKED

[bengal-tiger-babes]

I mean…was he wrong though…? Bi does rhyme with Kai…

[cheesetheduck]

*Quack* *Quack* *Quack* *Quack*

(We have come here today to may our tribute and respect to a father, friend, boyfriend , attempted murder victim, Jackson Vinits. As a community we have come together to honor his memory... blah blah blah I hate this stupid script

See it's the end of Pride Month so unfortunately he has to go back into whenever hole he clawed his way out of. Blah Blah Blah Blah

I remember the day I met him back when I was still a duckling(like a month ago but living with him made me lose a few years of my life). For some reason, his boyfriend locked him in a basement where I also was. This is why I hate the boyfriend. In that moment, I decided I would freeload off this guy for the rest of my life.

...I think you all have better things to say about him, so go on.)

@the-magenta-glows-tonight @riyu-irl @im-r3al-green-ninj4 @ninjagonysticflourcookie @nebulousorbit @pixal-borg-rp @zane-borg @bengal-tiger-babes

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Cheese please stop telling people I’m dead. I’m not dead. Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I suddenly turn to dust when Pride Month ends…

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

He ssseems to be trying to spin it like you're going into hibernation

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Like hell I am! I’m not a bear-

…well, I guess in the gay community I’d be considered a bear…

Damn. He got me there.

[cheesetheduck]

*Quack* *Quack* *Quack* *Quack*

(We have come here today to may our tribute and respect to a father, friend, boyfriend , attempted murder victim, Jackson Vinits. As a community we have come together to honor his memory... blah blah blah I hate this stupid script

See it's the end of Pride Month so unfortunately he has to go back into whenever hole he clawed his way out of. Blah Blah Blah Blah

I remember the day I met him back when I was still a duckling(like a month ago but living with him made me lose a few years of my life). For some reason, his boyfriend locked him in a basement where I also was. This is why I hate the boyfriend. In that moment, I decided I would freeload off this guy for the rest of my life.

...I think you all have better things to say about him, so go on.)

@the-magenta-glows-tonight @riyu-irl @im-r3al-green-ninj4 @ninjagonysticflourcookie @nebulousorbit @pixal-borg-rp @zane-borg @bengal-tiger-babes

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Cheese please stop telling people I’m dead. I’m not dead. Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I suddenly turn to dust when Pride Month ends…

[bengal-tiger-babes]

So, I have heard you are the one dating Lloyd? And getting him pregnant?

Oh dear the FSM-

H-hey Kai!! Nice to finally and formally meetcha!

I am the one dating Lloyd…

But I am NOT the one who got him pregnant- I repeat, NOT the one who did that! You’d have to interrogate the anons about that one…

[feiyahninja]

But you are the one taking care of the baby with him and formally being the other parent? Is that right?

And what are your expectations with our Lloyd young man?

[bengal-tiger-babes]

I am! That would be right. I take care of Stringbean and the egg with him- along with Orbit and Cheese.

And uh…my expectations? Well uhm….I suppose just to enjoy life with him. If he’s open to marriage, that’d be great! But I’m content with just being around him…

[feiyahninja]

Hmmm...

And you know he is the Green Ninja right? So he needs someone there to support him and take care of him cause he doesn't always do that himself. Especially as of late. Are you up for that task?

Also I hope you are planning to properly ask for his hand young man. As his older brother figure, you'll need to go through all of us!

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Well- yeah! That was something I was aware of at the beginning. Even strong people need assistance every now and again, and I’m always around in the Crossroads to help him with anything he needs- or wants!

And of course I would ask all of you about marriage first. I’m more on the traditional side when it comes to proposing, so I thought I’d also have to meet his parents…But I want to make sure he’s comfortable with me asking in the first place before I even consider it.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Himbo

Himbo??

Okay, I’m actually quite interested in what makes you think I’m unintelligent. Yes, I tend to lack in common sense, but I make up for that with smarts in everything else!

But hey, at least people know I’m attractive.

[strengthandcatears]

…Dude you have major issues. Anyone who listens to a random disembodied voice for years without end is legit insane. What exactly is your damage??

-@bengal-tiger-babes

My entire species was culled in front of me. My parents suffered a gruesome fate at the hands of the forbidden five, a fate I witnessed. I was left orphaned and displaced in a land attempting to kill me at every opportunity.

My master was the only comforting thing left.

Would you have listened?

[riyu-irl]

None of those things excuse every monstrous thing you've done.

and for all you know, your master might be lying to your face about reversing the merge being bale to bring back your people.

[strengthandcatears]

Does it excuse what your master has done?

How many people did that old fool Wu kill in the merge? I’m sure his count is higher than mine. I’ve never killed anyone.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Watching people die at the hands of others doesn’t mean you have to go and be so callous and cruel to everyone around you, y’know…

I’ve watched people die- people important to me die…but you don’t see me listening to the voices in my head telling me to do unspeakable things- like reversing the Merge! Do you even understand how many died during the first? You’d just be adding to the kill count if you reversed it! Even you could die!

[strengthandcatears]

You hear voices in your head?

Haha… hypocritical to criticize me for speaking to my master when you’re verifiably insane.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

…Everyone has voices in their head, dude. The devil and angel on your shoulder- y’know??

Wait no- that’s off topic! Did you seriously just disregard the whole thing about how reversing the Merge would be even more catastrophic than the Merge happening in the first place?!

[strengthandcatears]

Everyone does not have voices in their head. You are aware that I am not just hearing disembodied voices, aren’t you…?

… you are hearing voices. That is an experience unique to you.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I hear a voicsse when I think, I believe that's what Jackson isss actually referring to. More ssspecifically, I hear my sibling's!...

[strengthandcatears]

Oh, it’s spreading.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

No, it's jussst how brains work! Sssome have voiced thoughts, and ssome don't! It sssounds like yours doesn't :)

[strengthandcatears]

Or perhaps you’re all crazy, and I am not.

Sounds very likely.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

Honessstly, being crazy would be the leassst of my problems. And posssibly yours as well, since everyone sssseems to really dislike you...

[strengthandcatears]

I do not need to be liked. I only need to succeed. What I am doing will benefit everyone.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

How sure of you are that? Truly?

[strengthandcatears]

Do you think that just because you are unsure, I am required to be unsure too?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

No, but I have found that the more sure ssssomeone is without preexisting proof, the lesssss..., accurate, they tend to be

[strengthandcatears]

Do you think you can goad me into revealing everything to a stranger by poking at my pride?

You’ll see what I’m going to do when I do it. And there will be nothing for you to do but observe it.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

... unless it doessssn't work. That would be very awkward, wouldn't it? And no, I'm ssssimply asking questions

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Euca, please don’t poke a tiger with a stick. You should’ve learned this from poking me alone.

[strengthandcatears]

Does the worm with an attitude belong to you?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I belong to no one, kitty cat

[strengthandcatears]

You must have a handler at least. You’re far too weak and irrational to be unsupervised…

Is this your keeper then? Your parent? Your partner? What is it?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I am, in fact, unssssupervised most of the time, feline! I have no parentsss, no partners, no keepers. I have friendsss, but I am responsible for myssself and have no Master... unlike a ssscertain furball

[strengthandcatears]

I’m calling your parents

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

Good luck, you got a ouija board?

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Why are you like this…

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

It'ssss in my nature! :D

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Leave him alone before he starts cursing you out or something…he’s so monotone and boring for a tiger…

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

Honesssstly, I'm curious what he'll do. He'll never get my parents on the... however he'ssss trying to contact them, neither sssset will ever respond, ssso I'm interested in his reaction to that :)

[bengal-tiger-babes]

And to think he believed I was the crazy one…

[strengthandcatears]

…Dude you have major issues. Anyone who listens to a random disembodied voice for years without end is legit insane. What exactly is your damage??

-@bengal-tiger-babes

My entire species was culled in front of me. My parents suffered a gruesome fate at the hands of the forbidden five, a fate I witnessed. I was left orphaned and displaced in a land attempting to kill me at every opportunity.

My master was the only comforting thing left.

Would you have listened?

[riyu-irl]

None of those things excuse every monstrous thing you've done.

and for all you know, your master might be lying to your face about reversing the merge being bale to bring back your people.

[strengthandcatears]

Does it excuse what your master has done?

How many people did that old fool Wu kill in the merge? I’m sure his count is higher than mine. I’ve never killed anyone.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Watching people die at the hands of others doesn’t mean you have to go and be so callous and cruel to everyone around you, y’know…

I’ve watched people die- people important to me die…but you don’t see me listening to the voices in my head telling me to do unspeakable things- like reversing the Merge! Do you even understand how many died during the first? You’d just be adding to the kill count if you reversed it! Even you could die!

[strengthandcatears]

You hear voices in your head?

Haha… hypocritical to criticize me for speaking to my master when you’re verifiably insane.

[bengal-tiger-babes]

…Everyone has voices in their head, dude. The devil and angel on your shoulder- y’know??

Wait no- that’s off topic! Did you seriously just disregard the whole thing about how reversing the Merge would be even more catastrophic than the Merge happening in the first place?!

[strengthandcatears]

Everyone does not have voices in their head. You are aware that I am not just hearing disembodied voices, aren’t you…?

… you are hearing voices. That is an experience unique to you.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I hear a voicsse when I think, I believe that's what Jackson isss actually referring to. More ssspecifically, I hear my sibling's!...

[strengthandcatears]

Oh, it’s spreading.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

No, it's jussst how brains work! Sssome have voiced thoughts, and ssome don't! It sssounds like yours doesn't :)

[strengthandcatears]

Or perhaps you’re all crazy, and I am not.

Sounds very likely.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

Honessstly, being crazy would be the leassst of my problems. And posssibly yours as well, since everyone sssseems to really dislike you...

[strengthandcatears]

I do not need to be liked. I only need to succeed. What I am doing will benefit everyone.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

How sure of you are that? Truly?

[strengthandcatears]

Do you think that just because you are unsure, I am required to be unsure too?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

No, but I have found that the more sure ssssomeone is without preexisting proof, the lesssss..., accurate, they tend to be

[strengthandcatears]

Do you think you can goad me into revealing everything to a stranger by poking at my pride?

You’ll see what I’m going to do when I do it. And there will be nothing for you to do but observe it.

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

... unless it doessssn't work. That would be very awkward, wouldn't it? And no, I'm ssssimply asking questions

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Euca, please don’t poke a tiger with a stick. You should’ve learned this from poking me alone.

[strengthandcatears]

Does the worm with an attitude belong to you?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I belong to no one, kitty cat

[strengthandcatears]

You must have a handler at least. You’re far too weak and irrational to be unsupervised…

Is this your keeper then? Your parent? Your partner? What is it?

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

I am, in fact, unssssupervised most of the time, feline! I have no parentsss, no partners, no keepers. I have friendsss, but I am responsible for myssself and have no Master... unlike a ssscertain furball

[strengthandcatears]

I’m calling your parents

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

Good luck, you got a ouija board?

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Why are you like this…

[the-magenta-glows-tonight]

It'ssss in my nature! :D

[bengal-tiger-babes]

Leave him alone before he starts cursing you out or something…he’s so monotone and boring for a tiger…