Slytherin x Hufflepuff @benicetopeopleplease - Tumblr Blog

Hufflepuff: Okay, I don't know how to flirt, and if I tried I'd probably make a fool of myself. But hey! Maybe someone will fall in love with me because I made them laugh!

Slytherin: *is staring at Hufflepuff, smiling adoringly as they listen* I'm sure they will...

niwthsiri

Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?

Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.

bagerfluff

Hufflepuff: What's wrong?

Slytherin: Nothing

Hufflepuff: Just tell me

Slytherin: Why do you want to know so bad?

Hufflepuff: So I can cheer you up

Slytherin: It's not your job to cheer me up

Hufflepuff: Yes it is. Cheering you up is my job

Slytherin: Well then you're fired

Hufflepuff: You can't fire me. I'm a union bitch

sunniandhonibee

Hufflepuff: "Sly, bonk me. My brain is being mean to me again."

Slytherin: *bonks their head lightly then kisses it better*

Hufflepuff: *blushes a bit* "thanks-"

niwthsiri

Hufflepuff: Sometimes I’m like…no worries.

Hufflepuff: But in my head there are actually many worries.

Ravenclaw:...

Slytherin: Don't worry, I'm taking her home soon.

bagerfluff

Hufflepuff: *Ranting about their day*

Hufflepuff: Sorry, I'll stop. I've been talking too much

Slytherin: *Who loves the sound of Hufflepuffs voice*

Slytherin: No, please continue

miss-beetle

Slytherin: Don't worry, I've realised I'm not actually in love with you. I just want to be friends. So you don't need to worry about our friendship ending.

Hufflepuff: Lovely!

(She shows him her latest plant. She gives the sunniest smile Sly's ever seen).

Hufflepuff: I'm naming her Ursula.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Can I take it back?

Hufflepuff: What?

Slytherin: You're cute as fuck. Can I take back what I said about not being in love with you?

hms-hairy-plopper

Hufflepuff: *crying*

Slytherin: Okay, what happened *this* time?

Hufflepuff: *sniffles* Someone told me that my brownies were really dry.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: *sniffles*

Slytherin: Well, sounds like someone also doesn’t need teeth anymore…

bagerfluff

Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

xeyesofstardust

How I imagine an encounter between a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin would go when the Hufflepuff had been out sick for a long period of time.

*Hufflepuff walks into class, but is promptly blocked*

Slytherin: * stares intensely * You were gone! Hufflepuff: Oh yes, I was sick. Sytherin: * without blinking * You were gone. Hufflepuff: What about it? Slytherine: You were gone, and I... noticed. Hufflepuff: Uh– Slytherin: You were gone and I bloody noticed.