Ben Idle

[benidle]

I want impossible friendship dynamics. I don't want another relationship; I just want more close friends who I feel comfortable around.

[benidle]

When someone asks me to describe myself.

[ciinnamom]

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

[chuckecheeses]

he doesnt have much time left

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[clavid]

democracy is no longer a safe option

[ferrisbueller]

[vomits]

[okaymad]

[sizvideos]

[sarahtonin42]

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

[onlytwitterpics]

[fluvicoline-deactivated20230821]

this pack of oranges is my new CV

[benidle]

I've been falling asleep alone a lot lately but I guess I kind of have been for a few years now. I'm just feeling it more.

[benidle]

A straight edge guy just called me a Debbie downer. I believe him too because he doesn't even drink or smoke weed so he's the expert on being a downer (but not of taking a downer).

[rsfable]

pt. II ‘Super Robo and Socko’ CRASH! (1999)

[benidle]

Robby's earlier work

[benidle]

#bigdandthekidstable #shiningon #strictlyrude #ska

[benidle]

French fries I can write swear words with?? Perfect.

[benidle]

I made it relevant to me.