floozy

hi i'm ben and i'm a floozy

[benjafloozy]

Natalia Garcia training with ball (x)

[awanqi]

IDONTLIKEFEELINGSAD

[softerstorms]

philtatos. (most beloved)

[annabeth541]

the iliad//the song of achilles

[poikas]

“you cant.”

[benjafloozy]

Does anyone here remember me? 😌

[awai0-0]

Life in the ruins.

[valtsv]

are you a sits on the table gay, a sits on the floor gay, or a sits on other people’s laps gay

[strangercore]

[fromthemotionpicture]

[some-random-mexican]

Me when he takes out his 9" dick

[digitised-celluloid]

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

[greeno]

there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it

[gemstone-gynoid]

really appreciate that pose

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[doujinshi]

[jeauxanne]

me receiving an email from a company i applied to

me opening it and seeing yet another fucking automated rejection message

[art-amisia-deactivated20210406]

What the Signs are Made of

original post here + / artist clementine-petrova

 Aries - Dragon fire, the devils laugh, silver. (music)

Taurus - Werewolf bite, goddess essence, rain. (music)

Gemini - Snow, an angel’s lullaby. demons trickery. (music)

Cancer - Cupid’s tears, witches’ veins, clouds. (music)

Leo - Wizards magic, divination, and rose quartz. (music)

Virgo - Flower petals, dark magic, and fairy dust. (music)

Libra - The rings around Saturn, Athena’s knowledge, and diamonds. (music)

Scorpio - dragon bones, vampires bite, and music. (music)

Sagittarius - A sailor’s compass, the stars, and a black hole in the galaxy. (music)

Capricorn - fairy laughter, gold, and angel hair. (music)

Aquarius - Siren tears, black panthers, and pearls, (music)

Pisces - Mermaid scales, lucid dreams, and the high priestesses heart. (music)

[maramahan]

My greatest ambition is to write someone’s favorite story