The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History

1999 | gemstone | poly pan nb | Favs: Bogleech, Dwarf Fortress, Vtubers, Danganronpa

[gemstone-gynoid]

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[maxknightley]

remembering when fallout 4 came out and a lot of people were like "it's bullshit that my character has to be in a straight marriage to start with, I'm gay" whereas my takeaway was "this straight marriage and suburban home are a good start, but they should feel way more like a fucking prison"

[maxknightley]

my vision of Fallout 4 If It Was Good: the game directly references nick and nora's appearance parameters in order to determine which microaggressions the Vault-Tec representative drops when he talks to you

[maxknightley]

if you play as a dude there should be an entire sidequest where preston garvey tries to explain why it's bad to murder civilians (if your intelligence is too high, he fails, because you're too good at coming up with a philosophical framework that justifies war crimes). if you play as a woman then putting on pants for the first time should have the same gameplay effect as taking buffout

[farahboo]

here

[thej0ry]

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

[thej0ry]

Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something

-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR) -Terry (Versace) -Kyle (The Killer) -Allie (Blood-Drinker) -Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :(((((((   -Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you) -Derrick (Josh)

[b0hannon]

but what about you OP?

[thej0ry]

Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.

this is me now

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Talk about whiplash

[thej0ry]

Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[terminusverge]

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

[gemstone-gynoid]

Now i am surprised to find wikipe-tan here as a representation of multiverses

[gemstone-gynoid]

Not that many anime girls begging for money these days.

[reallyforrealryo]

Hey

[gemstone-gynoid]

What can i do for you real ryo from hit series bocchi the rock

[reallyforrealryo]

Can i have some cash

[gemstone-gynoid]

Of course

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[nemfrog]

Water. Time to eat, a picture book of foods. 1938.

Internet Archive

[doctoraverage]

Finally food I can eat

[abstruse-music-videos]

https://youtu.be/Yb-Wqr37ORE

Wow this is actually a legit track, forgot about this ask. I particularly like the devil verses, and how this is all from a powerpoint slide show.

[gemstone-gynoid]

Not that many anime girls begging for money these days.

[reallyforrealryo]

Hey

[gemstone-gynoid]

What can i do for you real ryo from hit series bocchi the rock

[gemstone-gynoid]

Not that many anime girls begging for money these days.

[gemstone-gynoid]

[an-actual-stone]

Feasting and fucking is the Forte of fish, fairly fortunate its feasible

[la-scriba]

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

[la-scriba]

nope!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

[la-scriba]

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

[lovecrafts-iranon]

yes. easily.

[la-scriba]

Show me.

[lovecrafts-iranon]

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

[la-scriba]

Wow. Good work.

[dialupmodern]

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

[datasoong47]

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

[fleshengine]

reads the words "forced mate sequences" and gets so hard I pass out

[caterjunes]

in wigan, sufficiently advanced pey wet is indistinguishable from gravy

[spatialapprentice]

While my wigan field spell is active, pey wet counts as a gravy monster!

[thedoodledino]

May you never forget me.