today was a good day

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv)

[smudgedup]

misinterpreted

[pomeranian2]

[pvcjacket1-deactivated20150430]

its 3:46 am and i just screamed!!!!!!!!

[hobolunchbox]

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.

[sophrosynee]

public school at its finest

[benjaminee]

anime woman: *has a baby*

anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character

anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........

anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*

[thinkpositiveetcetera]

[rosiegbaby]

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[goon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SeanAndreHuang)

[biglilkim]

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[c-bassmeow]

I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Miss Judge was GAGGING, HENNY!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jenstatsky)

[khadidon]

“What would you do if you got cheated on?”

[sexwitsockson]

I wonder how many (“me”)’s this crazy shit got

[deusxel]

this girl is so fucking funny

[tupacbby-deactivated20181204]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[thahalfrican]

😂😂idc imma still #shootmyshot

[textfromdog]

Dogs & Hugs

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

[obviousplant]

Bathroom tip