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Ao3 - they/he '94, Writer, Gamer, Artist

[writingfromasgard]

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Multi-Character ═ Captain John Price ═ Simon "Ghost" Riley Kyle "Gaz" Garrick ═ John "Soap" MacTavish ═ Konig OC: Dustball ═ Kinktober 2024 updated: 1/22/2025

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If it's a question about a specific fic, add the link or title. I will write trans, nonbinary, gender neutral, etc if requested. I tend to lean toward writing AFAB.

Blockable offenses: Purity/Christian Blogs, Minor, No age, No reblogs/posts in 6months, bullying, AI supporter, "men DNI", republican

About me: '94. Southern USA. Farmer and Engineer. Intersex. Not transgender. He/They pronouns only.

Resources for Americans:

How to get a passport - There are cheaper options here Dying - Have a will even if you are in perfect health

[laswells-ashtray]

Kyle makes the mistake of meeting up with Johnny in Scotland, in a very small pub that is packed to the brim with punters of all ages, whilst there's a football game on and Scotland is playing.

After several very loud declarations of, "Get it right roon ye."

The occasional, "Christ, the only baws he plays wae are hus ain."

And shots after every goal, Kyle's both drunk and delighted to be included in the celebrations when Scotland wins the match, everyone inside seems willing to talk to the strangers around them about the match. He even gets a "Yer no bad fir a wee Englishman" from an older gentleman who buys him and Johnny a pint when he clocks them as military.

Later, Kyle will forever treasure a blurry video on his phone of himself, Johnny, and the countless faces of people he'll never meet again, roaring along to 500 Miles, all various stages of drunk and red in the face. It should be embarrassing, clinging to a stranger's shoulder and belting out tunes while slightly off tune, but Kyle will always remember the smile on Johnny's face and the light in his eyes.

He thinks a lot about the way Johnny's hands stilled on his own as the man passed over a cigarette outside, the way he hooked a finger around Kyle's pinkie just to keep contact between them.

He wonders how they fit a man with so much to him in such a small urn.

[writingfromasgard]

Baldur's Gate 3: TF141 + Nikolai + Konig

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Masterlist

John Price - Fighter, Battle Master.

Quote: "This is a team building exercise."

Captain treats it like a mission briefing. He plans every encounter and assumes at least one of them will ignore his instructions. Strict about positioning and despises explosive barrels in the game.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick - Fighter, Champion

Quote: "It's a disaster."

The only one who read what abilities do what, looked up a guide on how to build his character and ignores Soap's suggestions about 'punching the explosive barrels'.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley - Ranger, Gloom stalker

Quote: "I would say this gets easier but Gaz is here."

This man puts his stealth skills to use like this is the only part of the game that matters. He scouts ahead, kills priority targets before anyone else, and keeps saying 'Johnny' when Soap initiates early.

John 'Soap' MacTavish - Rogue, Thief

Quote: "Aye, we had a solid plan and warning.. and we disregarded it for style."

Everyone regrets it when he has a skill check (roll) that happens because a critical miss (rolling a 1) seems to be his only consistent skill. Dialogue checks turn into "accidentally starting fights on purpose".

Nikolai - bard, college of swords

Quote: "I have a plan that will only worry you slightly."

Nikolai treats the game like resources are the only thing he cares about. He barters constantly, has every supply that anyone ever needs in surplus, and has already figured out the ending by the second act.

Konig - barbarian, wildheart

Quote: "I am simply warning you.. I hit very hard when confused."

Konig doesn't explain decisions, doesn't communicate, and follows a specific pattern. He sees enemy. He goes to enemy. He kills enemy. When playing with him, his party gets no time to plan.

[kenmaspuddinghair]

How the Tf 141 got their codenames (yes I know they have canonically reasons, but I think it's stupid cause real codenames aren't praise, they're a reminder of your mistake or something embarrassing you did)

Simon Ghost Riley who got the name Ghost not from being feared but rather as an insult. Back when he was just a recruit his fellow soldiers teased him by calling him Ghost, said shit like “you done playing dress up yet Ghost” all because he wore the mask, and they would leave little dolls on his bed. Someone even managed to get his mask after it was washed and put makeup on it. After years of mental and physical abuse from his dad their taunting did nothing. But it was hilarious to see their faces as he got stronger, rose in ranks, and the name Ghost became something soldiers feared.

Johnny Soap MacTavish who got the name Soap because of all the times he would piss off the higher ranks. He literally can’t count all the times he’s been forced to clean something as punishment. And first it started out with regular things then it upgraded, “Soap go mop outside” “Soap go clean the roof” “Soap clean the windows, inside and out” and let’s just say a good chunk of his cleaning was also done in the pouring rain. He got the name Soap from being forced to clean so much in punishment for just being his wild self and now he loves it and even answers more to Soap then he does to Johnny, unless you’re his mother.

Kyle Gaz Garrick who didn't get his own codename for a long time, and at first he was happy about it, usually the name comes with some embarrassing event and Gaz was happy to not have that. Gaz got his name when he was panic driving a military vehicle, he noticed they were almost out of gas but they weren't out of enemy territory yet, so in his panic he somehow managed to completely flip the tank. And his only explanation when they got back on base was “no gaz” which of course made no sense to anyone, since then everyone has started calling him gaz.

And Price is the only person any of them have met whose codename isn't from something embarrassing. The guys tried for ages, even asked around, but they could never figure out how Price became Price. Price swears it's just his last name and he’s not sure how it started, he even had to pull out his official documents for them to believe him. Although Ghost still has a theory that Price changed his name to match his codename because it was that embarrassing.

[writingfromasgard]

Price got his nickname because he left a dry cleaning receipt on the back of his dress uniform. His name being Price is the only reason others got away with calling him Price.

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[broodmotherophie]

Okay, okay. Hear me out...

Simon gets dosed with a truth serum, and Johnny is absolutely taking the piss.

Pairing: Simon×Fem!Y/N | Mild Sexual Content | Truth Serum

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"Would you fuck y/n?" Soap asked Ghost, grinning ferally.

Ghost's head snapped toward him with a speed that would have been intimidating if his throat wasn't darkening to a vibrant maroon at the hem of his balaclava. For a single, long moment, the room held its breath—Gaz frozen with his coffee halfway to his lips, Price watching from the doorway with the resignation of a man who had seen too much warfare to be surprised by interpersonal chaos.

Then, the serum kicked in.

"Yes," Ghost said, and the word came out so fast and so forcefully that it actually made Soap jump.

"Absolutely. Without hesitation. In a—" He stopped. Swallowed. The serum pushed. "—in a heartbeat. In less than a heartbeat. In a negative amount of time. I would go back in time an' do it yesterday if that was an option. S'not an option—time travel doesn't exist—but if it did, I'd—"

"Christ alive," Soap breathed, almost awed.

"—I'd do it so fast," Ghost continued helplessly, the words pouring out of him like water through a breached dam. "I'd do it so—y'don't even understand, Johnny. Y'don't understan' what y've just asked me. Y've opened a door that can't be closed now. M'gonna be thinkin' about that question for weeks. Months. Forever. M'gonna be on my deathbed thinkin' about that question because yes. Yes, I bloody would. Have y'seen her?"

"We've all seen her, Lt.," Gaz wheezed, practically crying with laughter now. "She's standin' right there."

"Right there," Ghost agreed, gesturing at y/n with his cuffed hands as if Soap had just made an excellent point. "Right there. Bein' pretty. Bein' the prettiest person I've ever—I already said that, didn't I? I already said that twice. S'still true. S'more true now. S'been—" He glanced at the clock on the wall. "—four minutes. S'been four minutes an' s'even more true than it was when I first said it. How is that possible? How is she gettin' prettier?"

"She's nae gettin' prettier," Soap wheezed. "She's jus' standin' there."

"Exactly. Exactly. She's just standin' there, an' she's gettin' prettier. That's the problem, Johnny. That's the whole bloody problem."

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a/n: i am so obsessed. the mental image of big, strong, silent Ghost suddenly word-vomiting an obsession is both hysterical and adorable to me.

[writingfromasgard]

Side note, I've been asking myself if TF141 played BG3 - how would that turn out?

I will be making dnd characters for them.

[writingfromasgard]

Last thought for the day i swear

warning for breeding kink

I have been watching The Handmaiden's Tale and acknowledge it's a fucked up situation.

However.. TF141 where a breeding program is a voluntary sign up designed to produce soldier lineages? Hmmmm...

[superhoeva]

vacation!john price makes the most of his time off by folding you–the pretty thing he caught staring at his rental boat–in half so he can come inside you nearly every night. he's bending your legs in ways you didn't know possible, pushing your thighs to your chest so he can see the mess you're leaking around him. sometimes, if he's lucky, the light will catch you just right, the man to grunting and cooing at the shining ring of cream at the base of his cock.

"f-fuck, you're deep... feels... feels good." your praise comes out as a stuttering, slurred mess. "really fuckin'–oh, god–s'good."

"christ... s'too bad holiday's almost done, dove." john groans out the reminder, a touch of sad slipping in just under the puffs of pleased breaths. you whine at the hand he presses onto your belly, the sound and sight distracting john, who just tilts his head with pride in his grin. "oh, fuckin' looook a'that, huh. think i might have'ta take ya back home with me... would be a shame ta let a face 'n hole as pretty as yours get away too easy, wouldn't it?"

all you can do is gush and slosh around john as he keeps stuffing himself inside you. holding your knees and puckering your lips every few thrusts so he'll rub his hairy front against your chest and belly every time he bends to kiss you.

© 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐚

[writingfromasgard]

Side note, I've been asking myself if TF141 played BG3 - how would that turn out?

I will be making dnd characters for them.

[codthrow]

my reaction to the mw4 trailer.......

where's gaz???

[usermasked]

𝗅𝖺𝗈𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗇𝟤𝟤𝟣

[writingfromasgard]

I got old asks

Which one do i answer first?

(newest) Continuation of Good Memory: Askee wants romantic ending

(old) Konig & Gardener: Askee wants to know what he does pre-garden

(old) Ghost x Cop!AFAB Reader: Neighbor thinks Ghost is a drug dealer

(oldest) Somnophiliac Ghost x Reader: Dead Dove; Asleep reader with awake Ghost

Voting ended onJun 5

[writingfromasgard]

Im editing it later today and it'll be posted tomorrow.

[writingfromasgard]

I got old asks

Which one do i answer first?

(newest) Continuation of Good Memory: Askee wants romantic ending

(old) Konig & Gardener: Askee wants to know what he does pre-garden

(old) Ghost x Cop!AFAB Reader: Neighbor thinks Ghost is a drug dealer

(oldest) Somnophiliac Ghost x Reader: Dead Dove; Asleep reader with awake Ghost

Voting ended onJun 5

[warmfrequency]

daddy— i mean dad— i mean daddy— i mean !

[stinglesswasp]

Day in the life - afternoon 🌇

[lesserthan-3]

Captain John Price who, after a shopping spree, makes his younger wife give him a fashion show of all the clothes he bought her before he fucks her in each outfit.

“Like the ruffles on this one, lovie. Perfect for grabbin’” he says as he pulls her back flush against his abdomen.

Or “didn’t know they made tops with zippers all the way down the front. Must be after my time,” with his hands slyly pulling the zipper lower and lower to expose more of her cleavage.

Even if the clothes aren’t perfect, they’re far too ruined with cum and sometimes a tear or two to return them. But it’s alright, John thinks his wife looks gorgeous in anything.

[staytrueblue]