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mschievous

biblically accurate angels at the nail salon

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beatybe

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

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johniesupreme

This will never NOT be funny

dreadwedge

actually hey pull over there's a gas station in this town where a guy named Tongue Eater will make you the best turkey sandwich you ever have had. he's really nice and he loves to put turkey into the deli slicer and listen to milk rhythms.

you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that's supposed to make you lactate. it doesn't work but that's the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.

he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i'm not sure if it's still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn't abide tongue eater's powerful turkey stench. they were called "curd smack". it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.

but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it's just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.

anyway if you want the sandwich i'm buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that's how I know him.

it's a good sandwich. cranberry relish, mustard, the works. And i know what you're thinking; don't worry. He's not gonna eat your tongue lol. He doesn't do that anymore. Not without permission

dreadwedge

i would like to go on the record and say that this post is set in rural vermont or maybe arkansas or newfoundland and definitely not seattle or portland or upstate new york or whatever.