Benjamin Alexander Crustaceus Sebastian

[will-the-darling]

I don’t wanna talk about it right now (sighs) That wasn’t enough cookie.

[benjaminsebastian]

Is a few more cookies gonna open you up? Ya thief. [points to the plate of cookies]

[fionna-mcqueen-deactivated20171]

“And it didn’t before when actual monster was always eating cookies?” Fionna raised an eyebrow.

[benjaminsebastian]

Benjamin scoffed, and paused as he thought, “He’s a monster?” The image of big blue bear in his head was suddenly shattered along with his childhood. “Oh.”

[villagemancub]

“You snooze you lose Mr.Krabs.” 

[benjaminsebastian]

Funny, that rule also applies to my grading policy. 

[fionna-mcqueen-deactivated20171]

“Yes I did, and I’m about to eat it too.” 

[benjaminsebastian]

You monster! You---you COOKIE MONSTER!...You know, that name totally makes sense now.

[will-the-darling]

I… yes. I deserve this cookie. You don’t know what I went through today.

[benjaminsebastian]

.....what was so bad that justifies cookie theft?!

[benjaminsebastian]

Did you really just fucking take my cookie?

[lydiamclad-deactivated20160420]

Magic Everywhere

I love seeing the snow fall. Now it finally feels like the holiday season.

[benjaminsebastian]

It’s cold as balls. How is this merry?

[itskiaraleeu-deactivated2016042]

I’m well Benjamin, thank you. Just enjoying the wonderful weather with endless cups of tea and sweet Earl Grey lattes. Winter is actually one of my favorite times of the year. And you? 

[benjaminsebastian]

Mm, what’s an Earl Grey? I’ve been good, got this whole teachery thing on lock. Water’s been far too cold lately though.

[lydiamclad-deactivated20160420]

Come in...

[lydiamclad-deactivated20160420]

I tried so hard not to laugh! 

[benjaminsebastian]

Valiant effort, love

[lydiamclad-deactivated20160420]

Come in...

[benjaminsebastian]

[itskiaraleeu-deactivated2016042]

-chuckles- Is that so Benjamin? Rightfully so. 

[benjaminsebastian]

I quite agree. Now tell me, how are you?

[itskiaraleeu-deactivated2016042]

-smiles- Do I? Well I can assure you I am much happier now that I’ve seen you. 

[benjaminsebastian]

You know, I seem to get that a lot. 

[tasharezknov]

And i’m gone…

[benjaminsebastian]

Where ya going?

[itskiaraleeu-deactivated2016042]

[benjaminsebastian]

Hello coworker. Looking a bit glum?

[benjaminsebastian]

Fuck this shit

[nukaleeu]

How does that sound pleasant? Alright, your loss bro.

[benjaminsebastian]

What you got against coconuts and malls? [spins out as they start] 

[benjaminsebastian]

Fuck this shit

[benjaminsebastian]

nukaleeu:

-laughs and selects his character- You can pick the race track. 

Let’s go with Coconut Mall, that sounds pleasant.

[benjaminsebastian]

Fuck this shit

[will-the-darling]

(Smiles lightly) I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to curse at the students, Mr. Sebastian. Dude, you just sealed your own fate.

[benjaminsebastian]

Oh shit--I mean..[shrugs] woops? I don’t really give a fuck. Go big or go home, if I can beat you on this one I’m pretty sure that proves my skill---NOO GOD DAMMIT. [he has driven off the road] Those speed mushrooms are a curse in disguise.