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I hope the entire world ends up to kill that bird fish monstrosity. That game should be outlawed; it’s more addictive than heroin.

benjiboot

It is. If they don't classify that game as an A-List drug in the next few years, I'm going to be so upset with the world.

#skipper #dipper #tipper #stripper #sipper #zipper

skipperknight-ly

Don’t even mention that game. It makes me want to commit mass homicide.

benjiboot

It does that to everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if the next World War was over some 8-bit bird-fish thing.

#emma stone my love #skipper

My boss suggested my next magic trick be a way to beat Flappy Bird, and I didn't have the heart to tell him that not even my amazing magic skills could do that.

#hava open

paupersrp

I’m awake, I’m awake, I promise!

benjiboot

Damn. Think you could stay asleep a little longer? I haven't even had time to grab the whipped cream.

#byron

littlemelissa-sunshine

Is it Friday yet?

benjiboot

I wish.

#missy

myles-ramsey

I can’t afford one of those nice phones though, so I guess I’m a criminal then.

benjiboot

Geez, what am I, a criminal magnet? Well, go sell a lung on the black market. You need to update ASAP.

thecoltongreene

There needs to be a Flappy Bird support group, I think.

benjiboot

Either that or Flappy Bird rehab. I can feel my life crumbling away because of this game.

#colton

holden-lancaster

Tell me about it. I’m like a completely different person.

benjiboot

It's changed me, man. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror anymore.

#wow bradley you want to accentuate your cheekbones a little more i dont think the aliens on pluto can see them yet #holden

v-elmahart

What’s your record? Mine is one.

benjiboot

Sixteen. One of my assistants has a score of 104, and I'm tempted to fire her now.

#mine is like 21 but i may or may not have been playing it for like 12 hours straight when i go it #velma

axl-knightly

I don’t get the big deal with that fuckin’ game. What’s so great about it?

benjiboot

There's nothing great about it. It's just some game that ruins your life until you can't sleep or eat or even put on deodorant because this bird can't fly for shit.

#axl

myles-ramsey

Right, yeah, no, I don’t know it. I don’t have one of those phones that can do apps. I only have an ancient flip phone.

benjiboot

What? It's 2014. Flip phones are illegal.

#myles

myles-ramsey

Is Flappy Bird a new dance craze or something?

benjiboot

I wish. It's actually an app created by the devil.

#myles

Flappy Bird has literally ruined my life. Send help.

#hava open #me 2 benji me 2

evanhartford

Exactly. We just have to have faith that this is all going to end well. Do you think I could get a pink wig as well? I’ve always wanted to try something exotic with my hair but I’ve been too scared. I don’t think I could be a redhead though.

I — you don’t have to, Benji. I’m - It’s logical that I’m probably going to be a bit of a needy mess a good chunk of this treatment and I could understand if that gets to be a bit much. Thank you, though. I really appreciate it.

benjiboot

You can get whatever color wig you want. Even if it's rainbow, which would be really cool, but might clash with all your outfits. Faith sounds good though... I can't believe you're so calm about this. You don't even seem scared.

Hey, if anyone knows needy messes, it's me. I don't care if you become a leech, you're still going to be stuck with me as moral support.

#evan

evanhartford

That’s what the doctors say, at least. They found it early and it’s just in my breast for now. I have to go through chemo and what not so it doesn’t spread or anything, though.