Bennett 🌳

Stop being horny! Do the right thing, and join the adventure team!! ✨

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

@diluc-ragnvindr-official

hi diluc :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Hello?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiiiii :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What do you need, Aether?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m sure you can guess :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I thought we were done speaking about this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

are we?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed, okay?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

im not asking for alcohol this time…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed for all activities. Opens tomorrow at 8.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

what about your bedroom ;)?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Oh my god

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

is that a yes or a no

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl please

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

diluc wtf are you asking me to do

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Figure it out.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

okay. you two have a date at noon tomorrow, then, at Good Hunter.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

you and aether have a date. you didn’t tell me what you wanted so.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I’m going to bed.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

if you skip out on him we’re not fucking for a month.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Kaeya this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to do somethibf

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

then what did you mean?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Whatever, forge tky

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i guess you’ll just have to go on the date.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Yeah okay

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

good boy ❤️

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

This is a public platform.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

mhm? i know.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Might as well come over if you’re gonna be like that.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

not until after your date tomorrow, im keeping my promise until i know youre not gonna skip out.

[childe-the-ginger]

damn 🧍‍♂️

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hii childe :)

[childe-the-ginger]

hey comrade 😉

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiii. r u free?

[childe-the-ginger]

Yes, why?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m staying at the inn in liyue harbor, the little one near the edge of town

[childe-the-ginger]

not wangshu inn, right?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

nono it’s in town, i think xiao would kill you if you went in there rn

[childe-the-ginger]

alright. I mean he doesn’t own the place, but okay, I’ll be there in ten. Do I need to bring anything?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

how is aether still functional someone fucks him like every other hour

[bennett-adventure-time]

good question 👍

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

HELLO WHY IS THE CHILD HERE

[bennett-adventure-time]

hey! don’t make it sound like im a little kid

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

ARENT YOU LIKE TWELVE??

[bennett-adventure-time]

IM SIXTEEN

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

@diluc-ragnvindr-official

hi diluc :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Hello?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiiiii :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What do you need, Aether?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m sure you can guess :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I thought we were done speaking about this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

are we?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed, okay?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

im not asking for alcohol this time…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed for all activities. Opens tomorrow at 8.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

what about your bedroom ;)?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Oh my god

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

is that a yes or a no

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl please

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

diluc wtf are you asking me to do

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Figure it out.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

okay. you two have a date at noon tomorrow, then, at Good Hunter.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

you and aether have a date. you didn’t tell me what you wanted so.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I’m going to bed.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

if you skip out on him we’re not fucking for a month.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Kaeya this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to do somethibf

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

then what did you mean?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Whatever, forge tky

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i guess you’ll just have to go on the date.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Yeah okay

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

good boy ❤️

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

This is a public platform.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

mhm? i know.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Might as well come over if you’re gonna be like that.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

not until after your date tomorrow, im keeping my promise until i know youre not gonna skip out.

[childe-the-ginger]

damn 🧍‍♂️

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hii childe :)

[childe-the-ginger]

hey comrade 😉

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiii. r u free?

[childe-the-ginger]

Yes, why?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m staying at the inn in liyue harbor, the little one near the edge of town

[childe-the-ginger]

not wangshu inn, right?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

nono it’s in town, i think xiao would kill you if you went in there rn

[childe-the-ginger]

alright. I mean he doesn’t own the place, but okay, I’ll be there in ten. Do I need to bring anything?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

how is aether still functional someone fucks him like every other hour

[bennett-adventure-time]

good question 👍

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

HELLO WHY IS THE CHILD HERE

[bennett-adventure-time]

hey! don’t make it sound like im a little kid

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

@diluc-ragnvindr-official

hi diluc :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Hello?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiiiii :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What do you need, Aether?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m sure you can guess :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I thought we were done speaking about this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

are we?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed, okay?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

im not asking for alcohol this time…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Tavern is closed for all activities. Opens tomorrow at 8.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

what about your bedroom ;)?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Oh my god

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

is that a yes or a no

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl please

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

diluc wtf are you asking me to do

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Figure it out.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

okay. you two have a date at noon tomorrow, then, at Good Hunter.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

What

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

you and aether have a date. you didn’t tell me what you wanted so.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

I’m going to bed.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

if you skip out on him we’re not fucking for a month.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Kaeya this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to do somethibf

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

then what did you mean?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Whatever, forge tky

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i guess you’ll just have to go on the date.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Yeah okay

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

good boy ❤️

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

This is a public platform.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

mhm? i know.

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Might as well come over if you’re gonna be like that.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

not until after your date tomorrow, im keeping my promise until i know youre not gonna skip out.

[childe-the-ginger]

damn 🧍‍♂️

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hii childe :)

[childe-the-ginger]

hey comrade 😉

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

hiii. r u free?

[childe-the-ginger]

Yes, why?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

i’m staying at the inn in liyue harbor, the little one near the edge of town

[childe-the-ginger]

not wangshu inn, right?

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

nono it’s in town, i think xiao would kill you if you went in there rn

[childe-the-ginger]

alright. I mean he doesn’t own the place, but okay, I’ll be there in ten. Do I need to bring anything?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

how is aether still functional someone fucks him like every other hour

[bennett-adventure-time]

good question 👍

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

razor got more slime condensate 

[bennett-adventure-time]

oh, that’s cool razor! what for?

[razor-official]

..bennett uses it to help put it in, right? 

[bennett-adventure-time]

um uh… yeah! to put it in those great dishes xiangling makes! why don’t you come over and watch a movie with me, razor?

[razor-official]

okay, do you want me to bring it? 

[bennett-adventure-time]

sure, we can give it to xiangling for the dish later!

[razor-official]

that’s not what razor meant..

[bennett-adventure-time]

uhh we can talk about it when you get here!

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

razor got more slime condensate 

[bennett-adventure-time]

oh, that’s cool razor! what for?

[razor-official]

..bennett uses it to help put it in, right? 

[bennett-adventure-time]

um uh… yeah! to put it in those great dishes xiangling makes! why don’t you come over and watch a movie with me, razor?

[razor-official]

okay, do you want me to bring it? 

[bennett-adventure-time]

sure, we can give it to xiangling for the dish later!

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

razor got more slime condensate 

[bennett-adventure-time]

oh, that’s cool razor! what for?

[razor-official]

..bennett uses it to help put it in, right? 

[bennett-adventure-time]

um uh… yeah! to put it in those great dishes xiangling makes! why don’t you come over and watch a movie with me, razor?

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

razor got more slime condensate 

[bennett-adventure-time]

oh, that’s cool razor! what for?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl Why are there only 25 kegs of wine in my cellar?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

are you really accusing me of stealing a keg of wine

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Is it not in character for you? Answer the question.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i don’t know why there’s only 25 kegs of wine in your cellar. i’ve literally been in liyue for 2 days

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

There are supposed to be 26. I don’t know anyone else who would have stolen them.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

well, it couldn’t have been me, i’ve been getting railed so hard i couldn’t walk even if i wanted to.

right, @childe-the-ginger ?

maybe ask venti

[childe-the-ginger]

That is correct 😉

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Gross. @venti-thebard , care to explain?

[venti-thebard]

about that…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Did you or did you not take one of the wine kegs from my cellar in my tavern?

[venti-thebard]

i did, I’m sorry master diluc (.•́ _ʖ •̀.)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Well, you know our arrangement for this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

HELLO??? IS DILUC ABOUT TO BOINKADOINK THE BARD???

[venti-thebard]

yes

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

lucky. he still won’t fuck me 💔💔💔

[venti-thebard]

steal his wine maybe idk

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

thanks for the advice venti!! i’ll try that next :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Absolutely not. That will not get you sex.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

but it’ll get venti railed? you’re so unfair master diluc 🥲

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Anything but interfering with my business, please.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

oh??? so you’re saying there IS a way. noted 😏

[childe-the-ginger]

How horny are you

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

insatiable

[kadehara-kazuha]

Insatiable means “incapable of being satisfied.”

[childe-the-ginger]

you just ruined the moment. unless you wanna get laid this isn’t the best place for all of that.

[kadehara-kazuha]

I’m not sure what you mean? Ruining the moment wojld imply I did soemthing weong

[childe-the-ginger]

I’m about to have gay sex. Unless you’d like a part in that, I’d suggest you leave. (Or if you’d like to spar with me in a different kind of way that would be lovely)

[kadehara-kazuha]

That is a bit to much informatino Mr. Childe, hve a njce evening

[bennett-adventure-time]

do you need a tutor? I can help you with your spelling, sir!!

[kadehara-kazuha]

My spellign is just fine, go away before another boulder falls on yuo

[bennett-adventure-time]

ouch, that kind of hurt 😥

[razor-official]

does razor need to fight the weird talky man?

[bennett-adventure-time]

no, no it’s okay razor!!

[razor-official]

Razor can bite really hard

[bennett-adventure-time]

razor, we don’t bite people, remember?

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl Why are there only 25 kegs of wine in my cellar?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

are you really accusing me of stealing a keg of wine

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Is it not in character for you? Answer the question.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i don’t know why there’s only 25 kegs of wine in your cellar. i’ve literally been in liyue for 2 days

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

There are supposed to be 26. I don’t know anyone else who would have stolen them.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

well, it couldn’t have been me, i’ve been getting railed so hard i couldn’t walk even if i wanted to.

right, @childe-the-ginger ?

maybe ask venti

[childe-the-ginger]

That is correct 😉

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Gross. @venti-thebard , care to explain?

[venti-thebard]

about that…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Did you or did you not take one of the wine kegs from my cellar in my tavern?

[venti-thebard]

i did, I’m sorry master diluc (.•́ _ʖ •̀.)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Well, you know our arrangement for this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

HELLO??? IS DILUC ABOUT TO BOINKADOINK THE BARD???

[venti-thebard]

yes

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

lucky. he still won’t fuck me 💔💔💔

[venti-thebard]

steal his wine maybe idk

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

thanks for the advice venti!! i’ll try that next :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Absolutely not. That will not get you sex.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

but it’ll get venti railed? you’re so unfair master diluc 🥲

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Anything but interfering with my business, please.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

oh??? so you’re saying there IS a way. noted 😏

[childe-the-ginger]

How horny are you

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

insatiable

[kadehara-kazuha]

Insatiable means “incapable of being satisfied.”

[childe-the-ginger]

you just ruined the moment. unless you wanna get laid this isn’t the best place for all of that.

[kadehara-kazuha]

I’m not sure what you mean? Ruining the moment wojld imply I did soemthing weong

[childe-the-ginger]

I’m about to have gay sex. Unless you’d like a part in that, I’d suggest you leave. (Or if you’d like to spar with me in a different kind of way that would be lovely)

[kadehara-kazuha]

That is a bit to much informatino Mr. Childe, hve a njce evening

[bennett-adventure-time]

do you need a tutor? I can help you with your spelling, sir!!

[kadehara-kazuha]

My spellign is just fine, go away before another boulder falls on yuo

[bennett-adventure-time]

ouch, that kind of hurt 😥

[razor-official]

does razor need to fight the weird talky man?

[bennett-adventure-time]

no, no it’s okay razor!!

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl Why are there only 25 kegs of wine in my cellar?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

are you really accusing me of stealing a keg of wine

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Is it not in character for you? Answer the question.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i don’t know why there’s only 25 kegs of wine in your cellar. i’ve literally been in liyue for 2 days

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

There are supposed to be 26. I don’t know anyone else who would have stolen them.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

well, it couldn’t have been me, i’ve been getting railed so hard i couldn’t walk even if i wanted to.

right, @childe-the-ginger ?

maybe ask venti

[childe-the-ginger]

That is correct 😉

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Gross. @venti-thebard , care to explain?

[venti-thebard]

about that…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Did you or did you not take one of the wine kegs from my cellar in my tavern?

[venti-thebard]

i did, I’m sorry master diluc (.•́ _ʖ •̀.)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Well, you know our arrangement for this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

HELLO??? IS DILUC ABOUT TO BOINKADOINK THE BARD???

[venti-thebard]

yes

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

lucky. he still won’t fuck me 💔💔💔

[venti-thebard]

steal his wine maybe idk

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

thanks for the advice venti!! i’ll try that next :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Absolutely not. That will not get you sex.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

but it’ll get venti railed? you’re so unfair master diluc 🥲

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Anything but interfering with my business, please.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

oh??? so you’re saying there IS a way. noted 😏

[childe-the-ginger]

How horny are you

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

insatiable

[kadehara-kazuha]

Insatiable means “incapable of being satisfied.”

[childe-the-ginger]

you just ruined the moment. unless you wanna get laid this isn’t the best place for all of that.

[kadehara-kazuha]

I’m not sure what you mean? Ruining the moment wojld imply I did soemthing weong

[childe-the-ginger]

I’m about to have gay sex. Unless you’d like a part in that, I’d suggest you leave. (Or if you’d like to spar with me in a different kind of way that would be lovely)

[kadehara-kazuha]

That is a bit to much informatino Mr. Childe, hve a njce evening

[bennett-adventure-time]

do you need a tutor? I can help you with your spelling, sir!!

[kadehara-kazuha]

My spellign is just fine, go away before another boulder falls on yuo

[bennett-adventure-time]

ouch, that kind of hurt 😥

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

@kaeya-alberich-irl Why are there only 25 kegs of wine in my cellar?

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

are you really accusing me of stealing a keg of wine

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Is it not in character for you? Answer the question.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

i don’t know why there’s only 25 kegs of wine in your cellar. i’ve literally been in liyue for 2 days

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

There are supposed to be 26. I don’t know anyone else who would have stolen them.

[kaeya-alberich-irl]

well, it couldn’t have been me, i’ve been getting railed so hard i couldn’t walk even if i wanted to.

right, @childe-the-ginger ?

maybe ask venti

[childe-the-ginger]

That is correct 😉

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Gross. @venti-thebard , care to explain?

[venti-thebard]

about that…

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Did you or did you not take one of the wine kegs from my cellar in my tavern?

[venti-thebard]

i did, I’m sorry master diluc (.•́ _ʖ •̀.)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Well, you know our arrangement for this.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

HELLO??? IS DILUC ABOUT TO BOINKADOINK THE BARD???

[venti-thebard]

yes

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

lucky. he still won’t fuck me 💔💔💔

[venti-thebard]

steal his wine maybe idk

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

thanks for the advice venti!! i’ll try that next :)

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Absolutely not. That will not get you sex.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

but it’ll get venti railed? you’re so unfair master diluc 🥲

[diluc-ragnvindr-official]

Anything but interfering with my business, please.

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

oh??? so you’re saying there IS a way. noted 😏

[childe-the-ginger]

How horny are you

[pleasehelpmefindmysister]

insatiable

[kadehara-kazuha]

Insatiable means “incapable of being satisfied.”

[childe-the-ginger]

you just ruined the moment. unless you wanna get laid this isn’t the best place for all of that.

[kadehara-kazuha]

I’m not sure what you mean? Ruining the moment wojld imply I did soemthing weong

[childe-the-ginger]

I’m about to have gay sex. Unless you’d like a part in that, I’d suggest you leave. (Or if you’d like to spar with me in a different kind of way that would be lovely)

[kadehara-kazuha]

That is a bit to much informatino Mr. Childe, hve a njce evening

[bennett-adventure-time]

do you need a tutor? I can help you with your spelling, sir!!

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?

[razor-official]

bennett <3

[bennett-adventure-time]

jehdsbhsbewbsbaqjabsbsjja

[razor-official]

:)

[bennett-adventure-time]

you’re cute, razor

[razor-official]

thank you. bennett is also very cute. 

[bennett-adventure-time]

hahabdbdbbsbesb thanks razor!! 👍

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?

[razor-official]

bennett <3

[bennett-adventure-time]

jehdsbhsbewbsbaqjabsbsjja

[kadehara-kazuha]

He seems to be expressing affection. 

[bennett-adventure-time]

um, I know?

[kadehara-kazuha]

Affection is a feeling of gentle fondness for another person or even an animal. 

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, Kazuha, I am aware of that, don’t worry!

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?

[razor-official]

bennett <3

[bennett-adventure-time]

jehdsbhsbewbsbaqjabsbsjja

[razor-official]

:)

[bennett-adventure-time]

you’re cute, razor

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?

[razor-official]

bennett <3

[bennett-adventure-time]

jehdsbhsbewbsbaqjabsbsjja

[kadehara-kazuha]

He seems to be expressing affection. 

[bennett-adventure-time]

um, I know?

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?

[razor-official]

bennett <3

[bennett-adventure-time]

jehdsbhsbewbsbaqjabsbsjja

[razor-official]

@bennett-adventure-time 

bennett

[bennett-adventure-time]

yes, razor?